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this guy on the sopranos hit his wife for calling him homophobic and she immediately shot and killed him. most valid crashout ever. i laughed my ass off
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There aren’t enough classically trained gays anymore this video should have thousands of likes
kit@motherposeyOct 25
"you know who i want you to play? katharine hepburn." every time parker posey gets hit with hepburn allegations, the sun comes out and my heart explodes. like that's for ME.
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nika 🍂@showgirlscully21h
the x-files • fresh bones
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fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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This is what all of your houses look like to me
Andrew (Toycat)
@ibxtoycatOct 27
I know that people call you autistic or German for this but I really can't look at build hacks like this and not just see a bunch of [functional block] being used in a weird way rather than whatever the author is intending
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s🌺@winifredrambovaOct 25
Illustration of Clara Bow for Rough House Rosie (1927). Drawn by Donald Litchfield.
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katharine hepburn as tess harding in Woman of the Year (1942)
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Wumbus@WumbusZeroOct 25
average sub 9 choke
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lu@gillianholroyddOct 26
was introduced to this little guy today………………… it’s so over
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sue her she wants to be wanted !
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abby ♡@abbeysbartletsOct 1
the key • an MSR first time fic "Scully, look... I didn't know what the room key thing meant.” "You didn't?” “You think I would've stayed in bed and watched Shadow of a Doubt for the dozenth time last night if I had?” archiveofourown.org/works/93…
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strap from a midwestern girl and she goes "ope" when it slips out
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so this gets incredibly depressing very quickly when you live in south minneapolis
Neil Scott@MrNeilScottOct 22
Forget 15 minute cities, here is everything that is on Wikipedia located within a 30 minute walk of where you are: neil-scott.com/localwiki/

Local Wiki

Wikipedia, but only for the things within a half-hour walk, pinned on a map.

neil-scott.com
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Keith@nagy_minajOct 23
A hurricane? Named after a disastrous Vice President? How original.
The Associated Press
@APOct 23
BREAKING: Vance has become a hurricane as it churns off the coast of Mexico, the National Hurricane Center said early Friday. The center said the storm is expected to strengthen rapidly and could be a major Category 4 hurricane before the end of the day. apnews.com/article/hurricane…

Vance becomes a hurricane as it churns off the coast of Mexico

The National Hurricane Center reports that Vance has become a hurricane off the coast of Mexico. As of early Friday, Vance is a Category 1 hurricane with winds of 85 mph.

apnews.com
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love these guys 👍
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Not to brag but I’m not scared of ANY American Girl dolls
pre-fall Stace.@SirStrange_Oct 21
Yall being scared of molly at your big ages lmao
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︎︎ s@saeiouraOct 22
being nicer to myself because i’m my me
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florence welch performing onstage at the 2026 mercury prize
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Variety
@VarietyOct 22
In a shrinking entertainment landscape, it’s rare for a big-budget show like “The Gilded Age” to make it past three seasons. “None of us take for granted that getting a fourth season of the show right now is — not exactly a miracle, but you feel like you’re part of a very fortunate minority at this point,” says Morgan Spector. Christine Baranski adds: “Time is the most precious asset in any situation in life. And we live in a culture that just wants things very, very fast, then to throw it away and move on.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lHWQh
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