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abbot

@abbotonline

a very serious and real boy

 brooklyn
Joined September 2011
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Type of shit ur friends send you on the worst night of your life
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aarøn.@ayronedNov 7
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@Phil_Lewis_Nov 7
Trump says he has offered UFC president and CEO Dana White the job of press secretary cnbc.com/2026/11/07/trump-uf…
Trump offers UFC chief Dana White press secretary job

Trump offers UFC chief Dana White press secretary job

President Donald Trump offered the job of press secretary to UFC president and CEO Dana White on Saturday.

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if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here
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type of line you'd hear in a danny mcbride show
slime princess (@bettyjaws) profile pictureslime princess@bettyjawsNov 7
dont be comin up in my apothecary takin big sips of my elixirs
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20中@wtw_RyanNov 8
There’s a girl mad at me for what she did
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(Showing movie to a woman ) They actually used a technique for this part
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#ok
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sam@htxsamjsNov 5
Instagram “suggested for you” and it’s the girl who works at the front desk of my gym that I have 0 mutuals with
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@buffysNov 4
let’s give a moment of silence to republicans
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The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
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will it wash your hair clean? when your husbands all die
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regurtis@regurtisNov 5
please don't flirt with me. i'm not trying to cheat on my crush who doesn't like me
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Grace
@gracecamille_Nov 5
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i Feel Like Shit because i Slept Weird and Not Because i Drank a Bunch of Whisky and Smoked a Bunch of Weed and Cigarettes and Then Ate a Bunch of Yogurt and Then a Bunch of Mike & Ikes and Then Immediately Went to Bed
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Barista named Bug took my order at starbucks today. Were not wasting any time here I see
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a perfect (evil) song
angelina ⚔️ (@cocteautins) profile pictureangelina ⚔️@cocteautinsNov 4
this song is haunting my life
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nnate@helllbabeNov 4
Gregg Abbott
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I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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