Product Manager @Cloudflare. also other things.

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Joined June 2013
Range caching used to have a knob nobody could set right! Too small: floods of tiny origin fetches. Too big: a few-MB seek could pull 128 MiB from origin. So we deleted the knob. R2's p99 TTFB was cut in half. Origin Range Requests, now on every plan: blog.cloudflare.com/origin-r…
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Leaders gotta lead
Taylor Swift's silence on the PHP CVE is deafening
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Seems very bad… look at your origins yall
The PHP security team is giving advance notice: Upcoming security release Wed, Oct 21st 2026, 14:00UTC, two critical vulnerabilities, both rated CVSSv4 9.2. PHP users are encouraged to prepare to update. Earlier release if details become public or active exploit evidence.
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I like to party
Amused that AWS just unilaterally cancelled Cloudflare's Reinvent booth. There are always signs when someone finally realizes they're losing. Guess we'll just attend and throw the most fun side events without paying Amazon! Reply if you want an invite.
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What are you cheffing with clef? Show me some cool stuff
been refreshing this page all weekend and clef just surpassed openai for 2nd place in decision model market share, so i had to document it. feel incredibly grateful and proud to be in the arena.
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so stoked for this to finally ship! congrats to the team
Introducing Cloudflare Traces Today we're launching Cloudflare Traces, a way for you to get an unprecedented view into requests going through Cloudflare! Why was a request blocked? Why did a request fail? Why was a request slow? Find out with Traces! blog.cloudflare.com/cloudfla…
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Gonna go plant a Merkle Forrest across the Internet
As post-quantum signatures threaten to inflate TLS handshakes and certificate transparency logs, Merkle Tree Certificates offer a path to compact, auditable authentication. Cloudflare’s new certificate authority will support MTC issuance at scale. cfl.re/4yZ6GCj #BirthdayWeek
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The long game with vary 🤑... more on compression dictionaries soon!
Yay! Underappreciated but "vary" support is critical for using compression dictionaries effectively and leveraging the edge cache for deltas.
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We were told Vary is “the ugliest part of HTTP.” So naturally we spent a bunch of time implementing it. Cloudflare now supports Vary in Cache Rules. You can normalize the chaos instead of choosing between wrong responses and a useless cache. blog.cloudflare.com/vary-sup…
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this is the one that's supposed to hover, right?
Go for launch
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Perf features or CDN requests? We got a bunch of stuff cooking but what’s missing?
Lots of what we ship for @Cloudflare Birthday Week starts with someone asking for it here. Less than a month out. Ask.
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Cool post from one of our Interns about her work looking into how we can be more efficient with storage
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Wave incoming
An open letter for a global surge in cyber defense, signed by over 100 organizations including Anthropic, AWS, Google, Microsoft, OpenAI, and Oracle.
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My 2 y.o. niece also breaks out of sandboxes and runs wild but she's never attempted to takedown hugging face (that im aware of)
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all this amazing stuff shipping and Birthday Week isn't for another 2 months 🤯
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