ALT An absolutely amazing painting showing at least 15 witches flying through the air to their hellish Sabbat. There are men and women, old and young. They are all white and look so fleshy you want to poke your finger into their skin to see if it leaves an indentation - like silly putty. They are almost all nude. Some of riding brooms, others are riding goats, there are also lizards and skeletons in the mix. It’s a truly wild image. They look like they’re floating in water, only it’s against the night sky. The witches swirl and writhe in the scene, as if in sexual frenzy. The witch at centre of the painting stares out while riding a goat. She looks evil, horny, and mad all at once. The goat looks pretty calm all things considered. A really incredible work of art.

ALT An oil painting of a witch riding a broomstick, inside a circle, set on a black, square background. Like the James Bond gun-barrel sequence viewpoint that features in the opening of almost every JB movie - but with a witch in it. The broomstick runs diagonally down the centre of the circle. The witch riding it is a young, white woman with flowing red hair. She’s nude with her legs pulled up around the broom. As the kids say today, she is thic. This is a thic witch. She’s turned away from the viewer. We can only see her back. Above her is a full moon, covered with black clouds . Bats fly above her. It’s a very vibrant, sexy image with lots of movement in it. This is the witch your parents warned you about.