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Clint Barton

@agentcbarton

Clint Barton. Ex-S.H.I.E.L.D. Ex-UNIT. Former Avenger.

 London, UK
Joined May 2013
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Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.? Because we gave them that L in 1776.
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Every few years @errantEmber will have the kids and I watch Avatar: The Last Airbender to “keep our souls pure”.
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Man, over a decade and three kids ago. She looks the same. All my joints hurt when I get up.
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I will repost this picture every year until the day I die. Love you, babe. @agentcbarton
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// what a perfect time to hop on and save this account. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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// Elon can take this account from my cold dead hands
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What a cathartic day of cutting up old credit cards.
Of -course- the kiddos and I watched Hamilton. Si even sung along - and I’m very proud.
Twins found it hilarious - @errantEmber, less so.
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Ever seenze with a mouthful of yogurt?
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What do I want for Father’s Day, Si? C’mon, I’m all set - I got you, Seb, Bailey and Momma.
PBR is selling caffinated coffee-flavored beer. I’m not sure how I feel about that.
ALWAYS SHOW GRATITUDE BECAUSE POSITIVITY IS A BOOMERANG AND WILL COME BACK TO YOU IN THE FORM OF MONEY J/K EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE, FUCK IT ALL
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.@errantEmber decided it was time to show Si Avatar and I’m digging it.
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He did -not-, that’s right.
Oh Si, Da did not spend half his life in a secret government orginzation to have a fascist now rule it now did he.
You know what makes everything better? Tacos.
I’m ready to get out of this house. Just for a little bit.
Morning tradition, cup of coffee and paying bail.
Morning Bailey, my girl. Are you gonna help Da pay someone’s bail?
Might have paid a few people’s bail. Got a bit of extra cash, I can afford it.
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