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Clint Barton

@agentcbarton

Clint Barton. Ex-S.H.I.E.L.D. Ex-UNIT. Former Avenger.

 London, UK
Joined May 2013
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Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.? Because we gave them that L in 1776.
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ALWAYS SHOW GRATITUDE BECAUSE POSITIVITY IS A BOOMERANG AND WILL COME BACK TO YOU IN THE FORM OF MONEY J/K EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE, FUCK IT ALL
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WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS JUST HOPE THEY HAVEN'T BEEN SNEEZED ON BY SOMEONE WITH THE CORONAVIRUS
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KEEP A POSITIVE ATTITUDE THROUGH ALL THESE TRIALS BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS SECRETLY FIND YOUR CORNY BULLSHIT HILARIOUS.
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FUCK SELF-IMPROVEMENT WHILE QUARANTINED, GET FAT AS HELL AND DRINK ALL DAY WHILE DROWNING YOUR ENEMIES IN HATERADE
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Today is Monday, March 300th.
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KICK ASS TAKE NAMES TAKE A NAP CUZ THAT SHIT IS WORK
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NEVER WALK AWAY FROM A CONFLICT IF THERE'S A CHANCE TO MAKE IT A LEARNING EXPERIENCE. WHERE THE OTHER PERSON LEARNS TO NOT FUCKING ARGUE WITH YOU.
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I will repost this picture every year until the day I die. Love you, babe. @agentcbarton
Image from Emiʟy Moore (@errantEmber)
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VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER UNLESS THE QUESTION IS ABOUT WAYS TO HAVE FUN IN BARS, THE GYM, OR A KID'S BIRTHDAY MAGIC SHOW
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Girlfriend: YOU NEED TO MOVE ON Me (sliding Blockbuster card back into my wallet): I’m trying...
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NOBODY GIVES A SHIT TILL YOU PUNCH THEM
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I heard about that cosplay gamer girl selling her bath water recently, and it sparked my entrepreneurial spirit. I've got some puke from a rough night back in 2001. Will put it in a zip lock bag for any takers for a fair price.
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#Hammerism That which does not kill us makes us stronger, but it still hurts like a royal mofo too.
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(248): I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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ONE SIMPLE TRICK TO STAY MOTIVATED THROUGHOUT THE DAY: BE A FUCKING CRACKHEAD
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From spy to Avenger, Black Widow is a force to be reckoned with. #AvengersEndgame
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IF YOU AIN'T HUSTLING YOU AIN'T LIVING AND IF YOU AIN'T LIVING YOU ARE DEAD WHICH IS KIND OF AWKWARD IF YOU'RE READING THIS ANYWAY SORRY
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If we’re not going to cut off their microphones when they are not answering a question, at the very minimum they need to give people two warnings for breaking the rules THEY ALL AGREED TO and then they get slimed, Nickelodeon style. #DemDebate2
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VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER UNLESS THEY FUCKING DESERVED IT
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