Northern. Owns imaginary whippet.

Lancashire
Joined January 2012
"You're a funny looking thing" he said "Have you seen yourself lately?" I said "I'm sick of your weird looks" he said "I'm sick of you full stop" I said Half a century and not another word said We know each other is there But we won't turn our heads. #heacham #norfolk
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Unmotivated water sausage.
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Steve is the kinda guy that comes to your house and tells you your decking isn't level.
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Today's Postcard Pop is a short story rather than a poem, inspired by a line on a postcard from Fleetwood to Blackburn in 1967. #lancashire #shortstory #flashfiction #postcard
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White Roses and Red Geraniums: The Squirrel Dilemma smellynature999.blogspot.com…
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Murder Tax Evasion Alcoholism Theft Are strange lures for the tourist honey Cornwall declares it is all about money. #cornwall #Postcard #Smuggling
My lichened postbox poem @letterappsoc It can take lifespans But nature will reclaim All she yielded to our hands Extract, heat forge ore Mould it to shape Paint so that it is livid, raw But the earth's green cover Will edge over each year And claw it back to its waiting mother
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DAST are launching a photography competition and our top 12 images will be used on a 2021 calendar to help raise funds. It's free to enter - send us your images on the general theme of "Support". Send images to [email protected]
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So, are bi-focal windscreens available on prescription via the NHS, or would I have to go to Screensavers? Just asking. *hauls car out of ditch*
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Well I’ve never seen that before! An exploding foxglove... #beautiful
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When everyone is getting off the zoom call but you’re struggling to find the leave meeting button so then it’s just you and the host
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Public Bar Price List (February 1971) 🍺🍷
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I had a girlfriend who lived in Brighton She was called Marina She had never been to sea And drove a Ford Cortina I phoned up her flatmate Who said she hadn't seen her She treated me so badly But it only made me keener. #Brighton #postcard
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I was going to comment on this, then I thought about the effort involved. 🤓😏🤭
A 2017 study suggests that being lazy is a sign of high intelligence.
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The world's last farmhouse Lancashire cheese maker @mrskirkhamslanc is in dire straits. They normally sell 1,000 cheeses a week, last week they sold 13 cheeses. I interviewed Grham Kirkham. Please RT my plea to support our artisan British cheesemakers. jennylinford.co.uk/british-c…
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Ducklings on the Lancaster Canal in Preston #ducklings #spring #preston #ThursdayThoughts #cute – at Preston, England
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We should've sent for these weeks ago. We put the wrong puppets in charge. 🙄