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Non-corporeal, malevolent entity. Dislikes things on a semi-professional basis. Grunt Hunter!

Scotland, Phil. Scotland.
Joined December 2009
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Al Vimh retweeted
Hey @elonmusk If you Paypal me say...£3000? I'll stop muttering "that fucking prick" everytime I see you on the news. For at least a month. Probably. Go on, you won't...
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Al Vimh retweeted
"Halloween was only yesterday, put the Christmas shit away" NO. Fuck you, whatever brings me closer to a Viennese mince pie.... Tinsel up, dipshits
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Hey @elonmusk If you Paypal me say...£3000? I'll stop muttering "that fucking prick" everytime I see you on the news. For at least a month. Probably. Go on, you won't...
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As i'm sure some of you have been wondering, I can confirm that I am not in the running for the next Bond but I will be returning in Avengers: Doomsday
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As this is clearly misinformed, I assume @Alexarmstrong will be issuing a retraction? Right, Alex? You wouldn't wilfully mislead people, would you Alex? Ya wouldn't do that, Alex? You wouldn't be a dick like that, would you Alex?!
Real poster from Buckinghamshire Council and Thames Valley police. Police have issued a warning to the public that Halloween can upset "religious or cultural beliefs" ahead of the celebrations this weekend. I’m so tired of all this crap.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The poster is a standard "no trick or treat" notice from Thames Valley Police and Buckinghamshire Council for residents (esp. elderly/vulnerable) who do not want unexpected callers. It contains no mention of Halloween upsetting religious or cultural beliefs. x.com/ThamesVP/statu… familyinfo.buckinghamshire.gov.uk/news/halloween…
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Replying to @Alexarmstrong
Hi Alex. This is a poster that can be used by anyone, such as elderly or vulnerable residents, who do not wish to have unexpected callers or be disturbed. At no point have we mentioned that Halloween can upset "religious or cultural" beliefs.
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Real poster from Buckinghamshire Council and Thames Valley police. Police have issued a warning to the public that Halloween can upset "religious or cultural beliefs" ahead of the celebrations this weekend. I’m so tired of all this crap.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The poster is a standard "no trick or treat" notice from Thames Valley Police and Buckinghamshire Council for residents (esp. elderly/vulnerable) who do not want unexpected callers. It contains no mention of Halloween upsetting religious or cultural beliefs. x.com/ThamesVP/statu… familyinfo.buckinghamshire.gov.uk/news/halloween…
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Al Vimh retweeted
Every time you send £3 to my Ko-Fi, Donald Trump sneezes a little too hard and gets a headache* *Probably ko-fi.com/alvimh
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Al Vimh retweeted
If the world is getting a little too much may I recommend the inexplicably obsolete word ‘latibulating’, from the 17th century? To latibulate is to find a cosy corner somewhere and hide in it.
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Nigel Farage exists
tell a terrifying story in 3 words
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Every time you send £3 to my Ko-Fi, Donald Trump sneezes a little too hard and gets a headache* *Probably ko-fi.com/alvimh
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Donald Trump is very much in shape. It's just that the shape he's in is the same shape as a sack of mashed potatoes that's been kicked down a flight of stairs.
Sweating Donald Trump lashes out at reporter telling he is ‘way out of shape’ trib.al/ECQJquI
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Donald Trump looks like the Tango man's painfully infected haemorrhoids.
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Poundland has gone into administration. That's the state of our economy, people can't afford to buy off brand Lego and near date crisps. Pull the plug out of the island and let it sink, we're done.
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Life is the sharp edge of a coffee table leg and I am a toe, banged relentlessly like a nymphomaniac's fleshlight.
If you'd possibly be able to help me, y'know, continue living... Ko-fi.com/alvimh Life is a bastard coated bastard with a chewy bastard filling. With shite sprinkles.
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Al Vimh retweeted
I am struggling like an upside down tortoise in quicksand and I am exhausted. I hate asking for help, truly, but if you're in a position to throw me a couple quid or can share this I'd be incredibly grateful. You can come in my bunker when the apocalypse begins and everything.
If you'd possibly be able to help me, y'know, continue living... Ko-fi.com/alvimh Life is a bastard coated bastard with a chewy bastard filling. With shite sprinkles.
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