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💖 NEW EPISODE OUT NOW 💖
Kefin and Jo explore the life and career of Hiroshi Tanahashi, the air-guitar-playing, record-breaking hunk who helped save New Japan Pro Wrestling!
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Available now wherever you get your podcasts!
Can send to my Ko-Fi, @elonmusk
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Thanks in advance.
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"Halloween was only yesterday, put the Christmas shit away" NO. Fuck you, whatever brings me closer to a Viennese mince pie.... Tinsel up, dipshits
Can send to my Ko-Fi, @elonmusk
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Thanks in advance.
As this is clearly misinformed, I assume @Alexarmstrong will be issuing a retraction? Right, Alex? You wouldn't wilfully mislead people, would you Alex? Ya wouldn't do that, Alex? You wouldn't be a dick like that, would you Alex?!
Real poster from Buckinghamshire Council and Thames Valley police.
Police have issued a warning to the public that Halloween can upset "religious or cultural beliefs" ahead of the celebrations this weekend.
I’m so tired of all this crap.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The poster is a standard "no trick or treat" notice from Thames Valley Police and Buckinghamshire Council for residents (esp. elderly/vulnerable) who do not want unexpected callers. It contains no mention of Halloween upsetting religious or cultural beliefs.
x.com/ThamesVP/statu…
familyinfo.buckinghamshire.gov.uk/news/halloween…
Al Vimh retweeted
Replying to @Alexarmstrong
Hi Alex. This is a poster that can be used by anyone, such as elderly or vulnerable residents, who do not wish to have unexpected callers or be disturbed. At no point have we mentioned that Halloween can upset "religious or cultural" beliefs.
Al Vimh retweeted
Real poster from Buckinghamshire Council and Thames Valley police.
Police have issued a warning to the public that Halloween can upset "religious or cultural beliefs" ahead of the celebrations this weekend.
I’m so tired of all this crap.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The poster is a standard "no trick or treat" notice from Thames Valley Police and Buckinghamshire Council for residents (esp. elderly/vulnerable) who do not want unexpected callers. It contains no mention of Halloween upsetting religious or cultural beliefs.
x.com/ThamesVP/statu…
familyinfo.buckinghamshire.gov.uk/news/halloween…
Every time you send £3 to my Ko-Fi, Donald Trump sneezes a little too hard and gets a headache*
*Probably
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Al Vimh retweeted
If the world is getting a little too much may I recommend the inexplicably obsolete word ‘latibulating’, from the 17th century? To latibulate is to find a cosy corner somewhere and hide in it.
Every time you send £3 to my Ko-Fi, Donald Trump sneezes a little too hard and gets a headache*
*Probably
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Donald Trump is very much in shape. It's just that the shape he's in is the same shape as a sack of mashed potatoes that's been kicked down a flight of stairs.
Sweating Donald Trump lashes out at reporter telling he is ‘way out of shape’ trib.al/ECQJquI
Al Vimh retweeted
🚨 SWITCH 2 & ZELDA GIVEAWAY! 🚨
“Hey, listen!”
To celebrate next week’s launch of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake, we’re giving you the chance to WIN:
🎮 Switch 2 Console!
📕 TLoZ: Ocarina Remake *with foil cover*!
TO ENTER:
🫵🏻 FOLLOW US and REPOST this!
✍🏻 RESPOND to tell us your favourite Zelda game and why?!
ENDS:
Wednesday 4th October at 12pm ⏳
*Will be shipped out for arrival with you on launch day, 5th October!*
Good luck, Collectors!
Life is the sharp edge of a coffee table leg and I am a toe, banged relentlessly like a nymphomaniac's fleshlight.
If you'd possibly be able to help me, y'know, continue living...
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Life is a bastard coated bastard with a chewy bastard filling. With shite sprinkles.
I am struggling like an upside down tortoise in quicksand and I am exhausted. I hate asking for help, truly, but if you're in a position to throw me a couple quid or can share this I'd be incredibly grateful. You can come in my bunker when the apocalypse begins and everything.
If you'd possibly be able to help me, y'know, continue living...
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Life is a bastard coated bastard with a chewy bastard filling. With shite sprinkles.













