Stand-up comedian. Podcaster. Writer for Rooster. https://teapawt.net/t.co/0Zs8wIIomj Youtube: https://teapawt.net/t.co/eXr5B98z67 Album: https://teapawt.net/t.co/XvkmMAItdF
Denver, CO
Joined September 2013
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I hope when Steve Irwin died some tabloid ran the headline:
Crocodile Hunter dies of a Reptile Dysfunction.
The reason the leaders are buffoons is because only a buffoon needs a leader. You can lead yourself, and only by renouncing that power would you seek to blame a puppet or a cult that we installed through denial.
What you say is your dog misbehaving is a reflection of the rage you deny in yourself. You’re afraid and angry deep down and the dog acts it out. And then you scold him, as you did your own inner toddler.
The two-party system in a nutshell: “Tolerance” = guilt pretending to be love; “Intolerance” = fear pretending to be strength.
Alan Bromwell retweeted
Sold-out Vail Comedy Show in Avon last night was a capacity record at Lookout Bar with headliner @aljackson, @alanbromwell and me hosting. We are in Gypsum tonight (sold-out yesterday) and back Wed. Feb 18 with Amos Gill all tickets and info at vailcomedyshow.com
What I forgot about Memento (but remember every Groundhog Day) open.substack.com/pub/alanbr…
the problem with an anti abortion law is, what about all the souls that want to come here and get aborted? doesn't anyone ever think about them?
Alan Bromwell retweeted
Backstage comedy returns this Sunday with comics @brandttobler, @CrawfordComedy, @danger_emerson, and Georgia Comstock 🔥
Hosted by @alanbromwell!
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Friday, May 24th join @alanbromwell and a panel of comedians as they take on today’s issues in a raw, no-holds-barred environment, just like they do backstage before a show!
🎟: bit.ly/3yupaRg
Opening for the great @AwakenWithJP at @ComedyWorks South tonight, still a few tix available for the late show!
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Come see me headlining 3E's comedy club this weekend, 7PM Friday and Saturday!
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I'm featuring for Opey Olagbaju at my favorite club tonight, the Comedy Works South, 7:15 and 9:45 shows, hit me up for tickets! comedyworks.com/comedians/op…
I'm featuring for the great @fahimanwar tonight at @ComedyWorks Downtown. First show's sold out, come join us for the late show!