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@alani419
Joined January 2026
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“I was lucky”
🧭@nbts00Oct 24
Replying to @Ayomide0078
I was lucky
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my papa btw, man fit send me 5k make i use cook soup and stew still transport myself go school for two weeks.
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Life is crazy, you fit just Dey randomly scroll twitter make your 100l roomie dey swear for you 💔
Just Dae
@Simpleton018Oct 24
He no go better for Tobi wey teach me sporty for 100l
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Ozone layer no dey Nigeria again, na direct sunlight we dey collect😭😭
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el nino eba for breakkie
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Soft@gafxxrOct 23
Bro uni too stupid guy 😭😭, I wake up 3am in the morning I wan go pee I see my rommie dey sing “i wanna put you in 7 positions for 70 mins” for babe 😭😭😭😭
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if na you dey do me, abeg watin you want?
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125 pieces of pampers in just one month! Little creature jor now 🙏 I swear I no go fuck again😩😭
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Replying to @Dezeekiel
Lil durk Omo weyrey wetin you even dey talk?😭
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banana fall on you
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Even Chelsea wey be world champion currently still dey chop banter as them no go Europe, but you wey never see any European final play for the past 12 years wan dey select who go dey troll your club
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Once money enter your hand, just buy wetin e fit buy and comot eye. This economy no make am easy to save money again.
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I can't even afford class cloth for my FYB I didn’t enjoy my time in school. My basic needs weren’t met. I was just surviving every day, struggling to keep a 2.4 CGPA Being the first son added a pressure that was draining me quietly. But I'm still here, still standing.
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Love my skin too. Can we do skin to skin?🥹
Butter pear🥑💕@ms_butterpearOct 21
I love my skin😝💕
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walai i sabi book for jamb class. watin con sup?
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Fully fit and in form Joao Pedro, Rogers, Palmer and Caicedo vs Man Utd next week
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One of the healthiest habits anyone could learn is training yourself not to talk too much.
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See as people Dey win God I use God beg you naw
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This is the lowest of the lows
utdreport
@utdreportOct 21
Cesc Fabregas: "I told them [Como players] to slow down at 4-0!" [@BeanymanSports]
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As I Dey laugh Man Utd and Bruno Fernandes, I just remember Raphinha Snake bite again. Laugh wan kill me 😂😂😂😂
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