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Old Portuguese fig-gatherer.

London
Joined April 2009
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Replying to @SoundOfAGoddard
A friend of mine had an Aussie say to him that getting rid of Johnson was like ‘shitting yourself and changing your shirt.’
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Russian tennis player Andrey Rublev writes "No war please" on the camera following his advancement to the final in Dubai.
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Johnson and Mogg both do this thing where they falsely assert themselves as upper class custodians of the past while simultaneously getting every single fact wrong. Historians have to make sure their act doesn't fool people. He's talking utter shite
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🔔SINGLE ANNOUNCEMENT🔔 Been waiting for this one for a while! Really happy to announce a new single featuring @modelmanmusic coming out on Wednesday 🥳 It’s called ‘Dust’ and it’s out on one of my fav labels @LG105_ It’s made to shake that dust off the dancefloors 😏
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🚨 This is a story that everyone in the country should hear. (In collaboration with @GoodLawProject, location: Parliament)
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You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.
I am disgusted that @England players who have given so much for our country this summer have been subject to vile racist abuse on social media. It has no place in our country and I back the police to hold those responsible accountable.
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Replying to @youngvulgarian
FRENCH FRENCH FOOTBALL ELECTIONS 🤝 Le Pen was pretty bad
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Iceland’s population is roughly the same as Wigan. Liechtenstein has a similar number of residents as Wilmslow (in Cheshire) If it wasn’t tragic it would be funny
We’ve always taken an ambitious approach in negotiations on touring artists, including in my meeting with @AbidRaja last month. Delighted that our new trade deal with Norway, Iceland and Liechtenstein will allow musicians, performers and support crews to tour easily there.
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Piers Morgan believes he's being silenced after complaining to his 7.7 million Twitter followers, on the TV show he hosts every morning, and in his column for the Daily Mail. vntyfr.com/SJ4CrHr
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🚀 SURRENDER YOURSELF EP 🚀 Absolutely ecstatic to have this out in the world! To listen - linktr.ee/LawrenceHart Out now on Dream Diary Records.
🚨 EP release 🚨 My debut solo EP 'Surrender Yourself' is out on Friday on Dream Diary Records. It's been a long build up to this point and I couldn't be happier to finally be sharing this with you all! 🥳 Pre-save now - linktr.ee/LawrenceHart
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Just an enthusiastic intern With an “amateur interest” in politics Who spent £65k in 2 months On Facebook ads smearing Corbyn Who also worked for Public First That same PR firm owned by pals of Cummings That landed huge contracts with no tender mirror.co.uk/news/politics/e…
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I’m chuffed for New Zealand but seeing videos of their freedom reminds me of being a kid watching other kids from my bedroom window playing in the flats while I was grounded for being an arsehole.
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Sea shanty tiktok is WILD
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🚨 RELEASE DAY 🚨 My new single Red Lion is out in the world today on Dream Diary 🎉 Written with Tom Gillieron, it's a club track with a side of fragility. Go give it a listen 👂 > backl.ink/RedLion Visuals by Steven McFarlane Design
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