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swirleina 🪩

@alew_plf

❔Honey wanna swirl❔

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Joined April 2011
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you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die
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𝖺@r5nv_Nov 7
after you finished talking shit about me did your life get any better or are you still a miserable fuck
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Aelin@linnssinsNov 6
not all angels are in heaven, for example im on the porch smoking a marlboro red
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alina@idthrowrosesNov 5
you ever had to unfollow a girl from high school on instagram because her baby gives you bad vibes
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Big Tee@societyhatesteeNov 5
this will sound mean but PLEASE get over things faster. You don’t want to waste your good years being angry, bitter, and sad.
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🪬@brandtlauNov 4
Perdón si te ofendí por una publicación que no era para ti, no sabía que estabas tan pendiente!
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Murry 🍎@GRLFRIENDCOMANov 4
The worst person you know is online rn posting about being the victim of something they keep doing
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j@jadeymoonOct 31
I vant to suck yar vussy
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leigh 𖦹@bedsuxOct 31
halloween is crazy what do you mean an ostrich is examining ur vagina
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Miss Good Pussy
@throwanitbackOct 30
mommy roleplay but i just leave you in a hot car
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OH HE ATE THIS SO BAD LIKE WOAH😭😭😭
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) profile picture𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegardenOct 30
what's the best halloween costume you’ve ever seen😭?
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redrum
@griffisuOct 30
hey dude thanks for matching my exact speed in the left lane after i merged on the freeway that was sick bro have you ever seen an unregistered firearm
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🩶@simplyfucknovaOct 29
I burn bridges because I can swim Bitch
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hunter@3gpmhOct 28
i’m out of the loop on purpose. please don’t loop me in.
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Danny@uhhDannyOct 27
The elephant never forgets
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Ivan@ivanbasedfloresOct 21
Who the fuck is canes and why we raising him
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rova
@rovabtwOct 21
no matter how tired you are at the end of the day, play with your pets. you’re their whole day.
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KRISPEE@YoungKrispeeOct 21
Posters are basically just trophies
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@_iamhabeebOct 20
some people come into your life to teach you that your boundaries need to be stronger than your empathy and love.
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lord farquaad if he had a crippling porn addiction:
Zelda Garcia 🏳️‍⚧️ (@zelda_g7) profile pictureZelda Garcia 🏳️‍⚧️@zelda_g7Jun 17
Update for those not all in the know: -I have changed my name from Guida to Zelda because unlike the other one, I genuinely do want to change my real name to Zelda -I was mostly sure about being trans, but I now believe I am 💯 a woman. I feel even better being girly ^ ^
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