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Every day I get emails.

Joined July 2012
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No these are Brett Kavanaugh’s Yale roommates
Benson Boone, Shaboozey, Jelly Roll…these are all names Joe Biden would say in a rambling anecdote about his past
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Friend: Did you see that movie about The Substance? Me, thinking they're talking about Flubber: Yeah, wow. Just wow.
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“it is what it is” *vomits from anxiety*
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Strawberry buzzball tastes like a family Fort Lauderdale trip where you brought your work laptop
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The thing about leopards is eventually they will eat you too. Your favorite local restaurant closing because the nice family who owns it getting deported. You thought they were some of the “good ones.” The price of produce skyrocketing even before the camps are built as immigrants flee. Your daughter dying of sepsis because the lawyers feel it’s too risky to perform that D&C. No more FAFSA for your kids college because you didn’t know that was part of the Department of Education. Veterans having their benefits cut because they rolled back the PACT Act as too expensive. That factory in town that was going to build chips and employ your kids never breaking ground because of the repeal of the CHIPs act. The bridge that was going to cut your commute in half being canceled because of the repeal of the Infrastructure Act. That sweet government job that you’ve loved because you can work 8 hours a day and fish on the weekends has been slated for a MAGA Schedule F slot because it controls funding for contracts that will go to Republican donors, so you’re fired without cause or any union protections. You’ll blame Biden or the local Democrats probably. But it will be fine because Elon promised it would be uncomfortable at first but it will get better. You were just so sure it would be uncomfortable for…you know…”those people.” Not you. But that’s leopards for you. They eat whatever is available.
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still very funny that obama won indiana and i have never attempted to learn why bc nothing could be better than my personal answer, which is that it's because he could hoop
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I need to stop digging tunnels when I’m drunk where am I
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this is what tiktok is for
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Crawling around in the dirt? That’s some creepy bug shit. Rolling around in the mud? Brother — That’s the way of the hog.
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Scientology behavior
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this is the face dudes make when electric feel comes on
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