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I'm so bloated off beer that you could throw a rubix cube at my belly and it'd bounce off with so much force that the dang thing would solve itself before it hit the ground
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Pro tip: if you’re jerking off to this Sydney Sweeney ad off the 110 you have about 10 seconds before it shuffles to the next ad, then 90 seconds before it shows the Sweeney ad again. Unlikely that you’ll reach climax without near standstill traffic and optimal stroke technique.
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