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alien gaming retweeted
๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ ๐ข๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ฝ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ง๐๐ฉ. ๐
alien gaming retweeted
I'm so bloated off beer that you could throw a rubix cube at my belly and it'd bounce off with so much force that the dang thing would solve itself before it hit the ground
alien gaming retweeted
Pro tip: if youโre jerking off to this Sydney Sweeney ad off the 110 you have about 10 seconds before it shuffles to the next ad, then 90 seconds before it shows the Sweeney ad again. Unlikely that youโll reach climax without near standstill traffic and optimal stroke technique.
alien gaming retweeted
Not an immigrant.
Not a refugee.
Not a Muslim.
Not brown-skinned.
Letโs see how Pauline and the complicit racist media try and spin this one.
#auspol @PaulineHansonOz @abcnews @news24 @newscomauHQ @9NewsAUS
alien gaming retweeted
the war on gaming has just begun. among us will soon be wiped from the history book s
