Aaron Iles

Spring in Canberra – at Sutton, New South Wales

Twitter bankruptcy declared: so what’s been happening y’all?

.@eloy please feel free to submit an issue for begins if it’s important to you. I’m a bit swamped with a new job right now, but ASAP

Yesterday: YAY, new job 🎉 Today: team cross fit 💪 Tomorrow: PAIN? 😨

.@glyph Wordoids As A Service: wordinator.aaroniles.net/ (Probably needs a mode for user supplied prefix)

@caleb_hattingh @italip @funkyhoratio @PLUSTdesign I did have a draft with that, thought better of it 😂

.@italip @funkyhoratio @PLUSTdesign I had a bottle opener built into phone case once, far too heavy. I use the one in my flipflops instead 🍺

Drawing a long bow here: does anybody I know know @elonmusk or his friends? #pycon wishes to extend an invitation. teapawt.net/diana_clarke/status/50…

Well #%^+ You too @eBayAU. Create an account, do some browsing, never make a bid, GET LIFETIME BAN 48 HOURS LATER WITH NO EXPLANATION 😡

Feed one year old fried rice with chopsticks #achievementunlocked #fathersday

4.8 meters, 800 kilograms. Boss Hog, largest crocodile I have ever seen. 😳 – at Currumbin, Gold Coast

My favorite attraction at Dreamworld: the ball pit, WITH CANNONS! – at Gold Coast, Queensland

Parents of year nominations begin with: what could possibly go wrong?

Holiday step two: arrive at apartment, get bonus ocean view on 22nd floor. ☑️

Holiday step one: get everyone to airport on time. ☑️