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hot for a fat girl 💕 (they/she)

Hamilton, Ontario
Joined June 2019
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every time i take my anti-depressants with diet coke i think - i am the granddaughter of the witches you could not burn!
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been thinking a lot about the guy in elementary school who would fart everyday during the national anthem - lucas tyleman, i hope you’re well.
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god i love women
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idk if im pregnant or what but i been craving 3 million dollars so bad
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You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.
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I love my black job 🖤
Simone Biles being the GOAT, winning Gold medals and dominating gymnastics is her black job.
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i urge you, if you show up to a place early to enjoy drinks or food or whatever - don’t ask if they’re ready yet, if it’s not fucking open yet!!!!!! idc it’s fucking rude!!!!!!
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not arguing with a man with a fat ass, whatever you say cake boss.
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Sonya Massey should be alive today.
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if anyone ever loves me enough to propose, please don’t put the ring in food or drink - i’m gonna ingest the fucking ring.
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hoping to get penelope featherington’d this summer. (fingered in a carriage)
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Jerry Seinfeld wasn't even the highlight of Seinfeld
I don’t know how to tell you this kids, but Jerry Seinfeld at your graduation is going to be the highlight of your life, and you missed it. It’s all downhill from here.
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put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling
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my dad explained the plot of the sympathizer to me and i responded “oh, it’s like austin powers but for pretentious people” and he got so upset that he isn’t speaking to me.
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