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every time i take my anti-depressants with diet coke i think - i am the granddaughter of the witches you could not burn!
been thinking a lot about the guy in elementary school who would fart everyday during the national anthem - lucas tyleman, i hope you’re well.
shania stain retweeted
You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.
i urge you, if you show up to a place early to enjoy drinks or food or whatever - don’t ask if they’re ready yet, if it’s not fucking open yet!!!!!! idc it’s fucking rude!!!!!!
if anyone ever loves me enough to propose, please don’t put the ring in food or drink - i’m gonna ingest the fucking ring.
shania stain retweeted
put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling





















