Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
celery is the WORST vegetable i hate everything about it
and don’t u dare say “it’s good if u cover it in peanut butter” bc i will literally eat jumper cables if they have peanut butter on them so don’t bring peanut butter into this
Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
My ADHD was misdiagnosed as “smart but lazy”, “selfish”, “lacks effort”, “in his own world”, “too sensitive”, “messy and disorganized”, “always late”, “gets in his own way”, “sloppy handwriting”, “overly emotional”, “a lot”, and “not living up to his potential.”
Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
please stop playing hallelujah by leonard cohen on the overhead speakers as christmas music
Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
can’t tell if I’m in love with this man or if I desperately want to focus all my spare time and energy into other people to distract myself from the existential horror of being alive
Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
this ace week, it would be great if y'all could finally grasp that the asexuality spectrum is about *how* one experiences attraction/desire, not *who* attraction/desire is aimed at.
Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
behind every queer writer in high school is their emotional support english teacher
Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
I wasn’t convinced, until the lyrics:
From my laboratory in the castle east/
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast/
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes/
To get a jolt from my electrodes.
That’s a #MonsterKeyParty.
Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
girls don't want a chad girls want a weird goblin man who makes them laugh and brings them treasures and potions
Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.
Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
"It/its pronouns are dehumanizing!"
Ma'am, you literally use the same pronouns as a boat.
Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
i followed you because of a funny post some time ago, but its been exciting to learn about your bleak personal life and extreme political views
Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
The existence of a Chicago style hot dog implies the existence of an MLA style hot dog
Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
the fundamental issue of cyberpunk games is that they can't help but design highly walkable cities which no right-minded capitalist overlords would ever think to establish
Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
oh so you’re a queer couple? who wears the black underwear and who wears the underwear with neon taco space cats on it
Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
You’ve heard of special interests. Let me introduce you to special dis-interests: when you start an activity and immediately loathe it.
Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
Being a single, childless woman in her 30's is terrible.
All I ever do is exactly what I want, all the time.
Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
It's #WorldSuicidePreventionDay!
As a suicidologist and someone who has experienced chronic suicidality since age 9, I want to offer some insights that mainstream prevention orgs don't often share. 🧵
Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
*Me, flirting with a plural anarchist*
Uhhhhh hell yeah I want to smash the system
Vampire-Fighting Sewer Nun retweeted
sometimes I’m like “am I really ace?” and then I talk to allosexuals or just look at how they consume media and the narratives they relate to and I’m like “yeah I’m definitely ace”




















