@amisij

Traveling man moving through places, space, and time | General Counsel @ SHOFCO | 6800 @AHSOBC | @GVSU MBA | Opinions = mine. Follows, RTs ≠ endorsements

 Nairobi, Kenya
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🐉💧’Empty your mind. Be formless, shapeless, like water. Now you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup; You put it into a bottle, it becomes the bottle; Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.’ 🐉💧 - Bruce Lee – at Nairobi, Kenya
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😂😂😂 Tony Nyadundo with quite a number to the rescue & how could I forget Ali Star -Hauvumi lakini umo
METAVERZUZ
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Gun to your head, name a song that’s over 6 minutes long.
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California Love (Remix) – at Nairobi, Kenya
METAVERZUZ
@METAVERZUZ16h
Gun to your head, name a song that’s over 6 minutes long.
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Vuuka FM@VuukaFM5m
Ikilabu cha Germany cha Bayern Munich vaza vakini nindi kilabu cha Netherlands cha Ajax mu mukinu gwu kwigura rasmi ikiguti kisha cha Raila Odinga International Stadium, Nairobi January 5, 2027, Umwamishi William Ruto yakurandiza. #RailaOdingaInternationalStadium #BayernMunich
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RT @StandardKenya: The awaited moment is here and @thejesserogers has a message for you!! #GachaguaSpeaks #GachaguaonKTN Producer @LydiahJm…
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FC Bayern München
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𝗘𝗶𝗻𝘄𝗲𝗶𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮 🏟️ Ein besonderes Spiel zum Start ins neue Jahr: Der FC Bayern reist am 5. Januar 2027 nach Nairobi und trifft dort im Rahmen der feierlichen Eröffnung des neuen Nationalstadions „Raila Odinga International Stadium at Talanta Sports City“ auf Ajax Amsterdam. 🔗 Alle Infos: fcbayern.com/2zB4o
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October 28, 1940 -- World War II: Greece rejects Italy's ultimatum. Italy invades Greece through Albania a few hours later.
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QVAC
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Why not just run everything in the cloud? "What if the connection drops and the robot cannot connect anymore to the data center? Will the robot stop?" @paoloardoino, CEO of Tether
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MultiChoice cuts DStv prices in bid to win back subscribers businessdailyafrica.com/bd/c… – at Nairobi, Kenya

MultiChoice cuts DStv prices in bid to win back subscribers

The changes, effective November 5, include a 37.6 per cent cut in the price of its most expensive package.

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if you do not go to kitengela,... kitengela will come to you 😂😂🥺😭😭
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This thing needs to be addressed by the Judiciary – at Nairobi, Kenya
Mimo Kinyua@mimo_kinyuaOct 27
Again I ask...what is the point of publishing a causelist if the JO has a completely different one?!!!! @Kenyajudiciary
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Good morning Litigants? Tunatoa causelist wapi leo?
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Judiciary! Why did you try and change the causelist portal? It was just fine and your new new portal is just poor. @Kenyajudiciary
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The first iPhone prototype had a plastic screen. Keys in Jobs pocket kept scratching it and he went beserk. So, Jobs asked Corning to make Gorilla Glass for iPhone. Corning CEO said timeline was impossible. Job told him, “Don’t be afraid, get your mind around it. You can do it.”
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Did any of you fucking idiots actually try folding the folding phone before we shipped it?
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🚨 AT LEAST 60 ORTHODOX CHRISTIANS KILLED IN ETHIOPIA According to the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church, two attacks in Oromia on October 20 and 24 left at least 60 Christians dead. Around 20 homes were burned. More than 20 people were seriously injured. Christian communities are once again mourning their dead amid escalating ethnic and religious violence. 🙏 Pray for Christians of Ethiopia.
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It's been more than nine months since Veterans Affairs nurse Alex Pretti was shot by federal immigration agents in Minnesota, and his parents said Tuesday that they have received no updates, no information and no support from the federal government. abcnews.link/8RJKKs8

Alex Pretti's parents seek answers from federal government 9 months after son's killing

It's been nine months since Veterans Affairs nurse Alex Pretti was shot by federal agents in Minnesota, and his parents are calling on the government for answers.

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No matter how bad life gets I hope I have better things to do than insult strangers online over their choice of phone
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Replying to @UTDealAttorney
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Lexus IS 350 F SPORT 🩶🩶
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occultbot
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Looking for consciousness in the brain is like looking inside a radio for the announcer.
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American R&B singer Chris Brown has been handed an eight-month suspended prison sentence over an altercation at a London nightclub in 2023. Brown appeared at Southwark Crown Court alongside his vocal coach, Omololu Akinlolu. Both men had pleaded guilty to affray after more serious charges, including assault and attempting to cause grievous bodily harm, were dropped by prosecutors. tnx.africa/diaspora/article/…

Chris Brown handed eight-month suspended sentence over London nightclub assault

Affray is an offence involving the use or threat of unlawful violence that would cause a person of reasonable firmness at the scene to fear for their safety.

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