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Ammo Somal@ammosomalSep 21

When you order Plan B on UberEats and it shows up in the “order again” section 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Ammo Somal@ammosomalJul 19

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Ammo Somal@ammosomalJul 19

Wait so you’re telling me these laws are bi?

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Ammo Somal@ammosomalJun 26

We got temu 9/11 before GTA 6

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@aviationbrkJun 26

A small plane crashes into a 109-story skyscraper in Beijing, sending debris down the building's side. Local reports say the pilot Liu Junhua was conducting a solo flight in the local airspace, took off from Shifosi Airport at 17:30, and at 17:40 prepared to return for landing. While joining the westbound route for Runway 18, the aircraft did not join the approach, deviated from the local airspace and continued flying on a constant heading of 270 degrees.

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Ammo Somal@ammosomalJun 20

Faragemaxxing

Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1Jun 20

Having a "Mayor from Jaws Summer" where I recklessly endanger the lives of everyone around me but pull off some really incredible outfits

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Image from Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1)

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Ammo Somal@ammosomalJun 3

I refuse to let someone with a Funko Pop collection lecture me about microplastics

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Ammo Somal@ammosomalMay 5

If you give me your phone and ask me to take a picture of you, I’m gonna factory reset it and hand it back as if I took the nicest one ever.

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Ammo Somal@ammosomalMar 5

If I get drafted into WW3, the first thing I’m gonna do is turn around and mag dump whoever gave me the gun

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Ammo Somal@ammosomalFeb 19

Caffeine suppositories > coffee

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Ammo Somal@ammosomalFeb 9

I suffer from a condition known as innuendometriosis #EndoWarrior

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Ammo Somal@ammosomalFeb 7

*blushes* …So is there a Mrs. Beast?

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Ammo Somal@ammosomalFeb 4

*deep voice* E. A… it’s in the files

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Ammo Somal@ammosomalJan 22

If you’re in a running club. Do me a favour and run the fuck away from me.

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Ammo Somal@ammosomalJan 21

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Swarthy Swabian@MuKuDk2Jan 20

Here we can see the difference between a german and a frenchman solving the same problem:

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Ammo Somal@ammosomalJan 14

Plato in his cave: grok is this real?

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JB 🐻✨🍉@JBfromDC89Jan 9

good morning to whoever threw this snowball

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Ammo Somal@ammosomal25 Dec 2025

For lease Navi dad

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Ammo Somal@ammosomal4 Dec 2025

Oh boy did I misread this caption

@interesting_aIl3 Dec 2025

How to get the perfect goatee every time

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Ammo Somal@ammosomal24 Nov 2025

You don’t count calories because you’re lazy. I don’t count calories because I cannot count. We are not the same.

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Ammo Somal@ammosomal12 Nov 2025

I’ll carpe your DMs.

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