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a crown prince of deadpan

vancouver
Joined December 2011
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WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN't thE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS?????
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does the canadian government get mad if youre too chill on the census lmk
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just found out no one else i know got asked if theyre gay on the census
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rewatching Justified and somehow this does not change art's whole vibe at all. actually surprised there was no subplot where art defends a child's right to have an AR-15 while tim gutterson stares blankly into the middle distance
THE RESULT IS THE SAME: A DEAD BABY YOU RIDICULOUS DEMOCRAT ZOMBIE SLAVE.
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Your regular reminder that if you see someone stealing food, no you fuckin didn't.
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my spotify account got hacked by someone with extremely cool taste which sucks ass because now i have to listen to the partridge family like 300 times in a row to cancel them out
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credit where credit is due
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the month when i was the most psychologically unwell ive ever been in my life i listened to one song by the partridge family so many times i was in their top 0.05% of listeners for the year and 4 years later it's still my most played song of all time
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ok eating my words spotify. touché spotify.
spotify: we see you have been exclusively listening to nigerian afropop lately! do you wanna know a secret? me: yessssss spotify: we think you might like... me: yessSSSS..? spotify: we think you migHT LOVEEE- me: YESSSS? spotify: sabrina carpenter the espreso song
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spin instructor said pride is a protest and said everyone is valid, "even bisexuals" then immediately blasted good luck babe
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mind your own business thanks
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when u ask an american if they can name a city in canada
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spotify: we see you have been exclusively listening to nigerian afropop lately! do you wanna know a secret? me: yessssss spotify: we think you might like... me: yessSSSS..? spotify: we think you migHT LOVEEE- me: YESSSS? spotify: sabrina carpenter the espreso song
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geoguessr is perfect for people who want to be like "waittttt but where the hell am i???" at least 25 times a day
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i used to tech an open mic and can confirm that somewhere between 1/4th and 1/2 of guys would get up and start with something like, "okay, so, what did i do today... uhh," so it was basically just livejournal for 29 year olds named bryce
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by age 25 you should have at least one group chat that sends tweets that are like "just gromped my grumble ol' grampus style" then everyone says "THIS IS SO [your name]" and it forces you to immediately evaluate what it means to be a person
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this just means i contain multitudes, right? it does not mean that my social skills are precarious at best, right?
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you will be... [spins the personality trait generator] heterosexual [spin] verbose [spin] obsessed with timothee chalamet [spin] liberal, but very into the gender binary?? [spinning harder] zionist??? [club chalamet pulls out a knife] [pretending to spin] whoa! it says normal
This is insane. I just hope Timothée wins his Best Lead Actor Oscar before they vote to make the change to gender-neutral acting categories. Voting in the acting categories will be even more political and nominees more diluted. Once it goes gender-neutral, it will decrease his chances to win significantly because so much more will be considered for voting for people beyond actual merit and talent. I already no longer care about the Spirit Awards and the Gothams since they have gone gender-neutral. What a mess. Imagine being nominated with 9 other people, women, men, and theys, and having the performance of a very young man be measured against those who have a more 'marginalized' narrative to use for marketing and PR to win the Oscar.
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Some of us still practice
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i would've committed all those crimes too tbh
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