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Had an extremely blengian moment this week where my wife threw together last minute Wednesday Addams costume and then was surprised and embarrassed by how sexy dressing as a nine year old made her look

Aunt Stacy is bringing her famous shrimp dip that made me shart myself last year

White people don’t use caution tape as a Halloween decoration

Early each morning my grok bot prints all relevant egirl nudes from the previous day. I wake and put them in a manila folder and review over coffee

Do zoomers fw bob marley or can we finally be free?

I knew the ethnostate could never happen when I went to the WN conference and everyone was poor

Now playing

What level of Norwood is this?

The takoyaki at the hibachi restaurant that caters to black people wasn’t great

Wife bought a huge air purifier and now the living room has a giant white noise machine that hates vaping

Losing your temper feels so good

If a member of the Paw Patrol ran out in the street in front of me I wouldn’t even disengage full self driving

Having my entire house painted in REELTREE®️

Coworker asked if I was interested in tickets to see Cheap Trick and I asked if they came with a time machine and he got his feelings hurt

Where the tallow fried takis at

Millennials are still using groupons

WHAT THE HELL?!