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Andrew Close

@andyclosee

Air fryer enthusiast, Suffering supporter of Aberdeen FC & AVFC / Impersonator / Son of Bob Close

 Aberdeen, Scotland
Joined July 2009
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Dave Cormack here. Only joking. First away day in a while today. Not great, struggle to see who in that team you could put into a league one side that would stand out. Boring. Robinson deserves time but we are dull and gutless.
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LM@VivaLREMOct 20
Looks like he’s a man, who has recently bought a house in the local area, and is looking at hosting a house-warming party
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@MrEli_xOct 19
The only Englishman in Spain. 😭😂 Even his dress code tells you he’s built different. 🥶🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@psus24Oct 20
Replying to @GOVUK
Get taxed on it knowing you lot
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The 44 ⚽️
@The_Forty_FourOct 19
🚨Raheem Sterling's free kick vs Leicester has finally landed in Brentford
Brentford FC (@BrentfordFC) profile pictureBrentford FC
@BrentfordFCOct 19
Club Statement: Brentford Football Club is aware of an incident involving an item being kicked from a height towards the field of play during Saturday’s match against Liverpool 🔗 brentfordfc.com/en/news/club…
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Scooby Doo starting for North Macedonia.
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evan🦉@rainstormblueSep 23
checking your mirrors on your driving test
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Spurs have pissed their fans off so much, even the disabled ones are walking out. 😂
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Football cannot solve every problem. But it can ensure that nobody has to face them alone. Football brings people together. We help make that connection beyond the final whistle.
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Ryanair
@RyanairSep 9
if a phone can bend, then your knees can too
Apple Radar (@appleradartwt) profile pictureApple Radar
@appleradartwtSep 8
The iPhone 18 Ultra #AppleEvent�
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Champions league 🤝 dark nights 🤝 family bag of crisps
UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague) profile pictureUEFA Champions League
@ChampionsLeagueSep 7
The Champions League is back. #UCL
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His dad Nae will be buzzing for him
Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal) profile pictureFlorian Plettenberg
@PlettigoalAug 12
🚨💥 EXCL | Mika Baur to Celtic - DONE DEAL ✔️ Full agreement reached with SC Paderborn. Transfer fee: €8m all-in. Record sale. Contract until 2031. The 22 y/o central midfielder is now on his way with his agents. Transfer set to go through, pending medical and contract signing. #CelticFC @SkySportDE 🇩🇪
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Andy@Bobmcphail1872Aug 8
This pensioner has been sitting at the bus stop now for an hour and a half now, jotting down bus licence plates and giving the vickies to taxi drivers. He's brought his own seat and everything. Does anyone know him? I've phoned social services.
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEricJul 19
Monday watching you enjoy the weekend a little too much.
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEricJul 17
They moved the grocery store aisles around.
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Lovely stuff
talkSPORT (@talkSPORT) profile picturetalkSPORT
@talkSPORTJul 15
😡 “Sack him!” 🤬 “Sack him now!” O’Hara demands Thomas Tuchel loses his job after England’s loss to Argentina! 🔥
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Joe Cole: "Messi’s first time playing against England? Well, we’re going to put him to sleep. We’re going to put him to sleep. Yeah, 100% 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Troy Deeney: "I think we’ll BATTER Argentina. We’ll win at least 2–0, comfortably. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 John Terry: “Argentina DOESN'T worry me. I don’t look at Argentina and think they’re better than us. Player for player, we’re BETTER than Argentina." 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Ian Wright: "I think we will BEAT Argentina. The way they play and how narrow they are. I think we are going to block them and break them” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Gary Neville: "With the centre backs they have, I can't see us not scoring at least 2 goals. We're faster, quicker, we've got a BETTER squad."
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England
@EnglandJul 15
Some mornings just feel different. This is one of them 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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ryan 🎅@ryan235_Jul 13
Wullie MacIntosh must have died
Complex (@Complex) profile pictureComplex
@ComplexJul 13
Erling Haaland arriving back in Norway with a racoon 👀 [📸: GETTY ]
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