Sus/Freak
Joined August 2024
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DIYer dont want you to know this but if you completely fuck a 3d print up you can just use playdoh to fill gaps
Shout out to @spaceshark23 for cluing me in to this life hack
Looking for a foid to marry who will cosplay as asuka for me, once a year on my birthday
Pretty please
Getting superglue on my fingernail, failing to get it off, giving up and going to bed, then sanding it off the next day during my lunch break on the dash of my car groyper
I love arts and crafts
HowlingImposter retweeted
I was watching my Instagram larporator hypebeast slop when suddenly I heard my Indonesian wife scream from the kitchen. I jump up instantly spilling my Black Rifle Coffee on myself and draw my customized Glock 19 clone with every part being replaced, thank goodness it didn't fire! When I got in the kitchen it was just the bull having his way with her. I sigh in relief when suddenly my phone gets a notification. I instantly start jumping up and down with joy, my favorite company, Badass Delta SOF Manufacturing (BDSM) just released a new 2 point sling for only $199! It comes with their patented QIK-PUL ™️®️©️ system and my bull offered to pay for the shipping!!!
HowlingImposter retweeted
The wife has been denying all my advances at sex lately and cooked me a bullshit crockpot dinner tonight so I been in the living room pelting her black son in the back of the head with peanut m&m's and muttering slurs at him
Calling upon every molecule of test in my body I manage to hand J'quamelius a bar of soap and ask if he kisses my wife with that mouth after catching him swearing at 2K
This is why I have my loyal core of 30 howlers who like my dogshit regardless of what I post. 50 likes across 50 posts from anderzin is like getting 50,000 likes from normies
You will never be a real conservative
🧵🧵Hall of Shame greatest hits.
“Wherever white people live, black people follow”
“Claims to be a Christian” - he is and this could all be a paperwork issue
Everyone should go watch Samuel Seys videos and read his posts and decide for yourself who’s a Christian and who isn’t.
Coddling these people and pretending we don’t have a problem is the same as accepting this.
Know them by how vile they are.
HowlingImposter retweeted
Coincidence? Planned? A magician never reveals his secrets. Unless he practices black magic, then you're gonna hear "nigga this a robbery" and your wallet gets pulled out of a hat.
The walls are closing in around me and I am rapidly being confronted by the reality of what I really am: a right wing snarky redditor
HowlingImposter retweeted
1960s New Wave sci-fi novel written in total prose minimalism. Following a young man in a post-now wasteland who maintains a deeply unsettling, ritualistic worship of a massive stone monument from the ancient world, only for the final sentence to reveal it is Interstate 35.
