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neptune • she/her
Joined September 2017
even during our worst season. goodbye gaffa. 🕊️🕊️
we had Pep Guardiola 😭💔
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Genuinely doesn't matter how "avoidant" you are as a woman you will never be as evil or apathetic as ur male counterpart
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Okay, I gotta admit. This is fascinating.
What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?
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🏟️💛 Allianz Arena, shining in gold tonight for Harry Kane.
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Alexia Putellas, winner of the 2021 and 2022 Ballon d'Or, is on the red carpet #ballondor
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Ballon D'Or result aside, can we acknowledge how mental it is that Lionel Messi made the Top 5 in 2007 and NINETEEN years later, he's still there? We're never, ever seeing anyone like him again.
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180 likes on this bs 😭😭😭😭
mamdani of mississauga INCOOOOMING
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Whole crowd backing him #aura
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This is likely the last time we saw Messi rank high on the Ballon d'Or list. It was such a privilege to witness for two decades. There will never be anyone like him.
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You can try having a striker score 70 in a season. Seems to work quite well if you don’t win a CL. Journalists from Benin aren’t watching Jurrien Timber see out a lead vs Sporting
We have to win the Champions League. There’s literally nothing else we can do to get the credit on the world’s stage…
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I know everyone doesn't like Kane but why are people ignoring the fact Bayern beat Real in the CL home and away
You have to cap Bundesliga stats at 70%. We’ve seen Luis Diaz and Florian Wirtz numbers. Let’s not take the piss here.
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It’s quite amazing how No premier league player has finished ahead of haaland in ballon D’or Rankings since he made his debut in the league.
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I mean surely they can’t complain about this right? Their play style last season was ridiculously awful to watch as a neutral It’s not surprising whatsoever that the people voting for the Ballon d’Or don’t rate their players.
Has a team ever won the Premier League whilst reaching a UCL final and their highest Ballon d’Or ranking be fucking 15th? 🤣
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Ça veut faire passer Kane pour un ballon d’or de merde😂😂😂😂😂😂 le mec banalise l’excellence depuis 2015 quand même, c’est l’un des meilleurs 9 de sa génération
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Don’t know how you can’t be happy for Harry Kane. To go from being a squad player on loan in the Championship with Norwich to eventually being named the best player in the world. What the sport’s all about.
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person who made this post deleted it but I really liked it so
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Replying to @scuevisuals
“altitude” and the whole drama with the kick off time. take me back man 😭😭
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club over country but i don’t think watching england vs mexico at 2am can ever be topped as a fan
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I get World Cup tax and everything but this is next level… Unai Simon 😭😭😭
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You guys are having a terrible night. Invincibles presenting club of the year to PSG would finish me. 😭😭
Unai Simon👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾😭😭😭 just cancel this award in a world cup year man
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Bayern hadn’t won the DFB-Pokal in 6 years until Harry Kane turned up and scored in every round including a hat trick in the final.
kane didn’t show up in any of the big moments that you need to show up in, in my opinion to win a balon’dor. england, no show. bayern munich, no show. it’s inconsistent still
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