Opinions are my own. «Hate ain't enough to describe me... Somewhere between screaming and crying» Hago magia en @wallbit_app :D Also building @thatseoagentcom
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"No hay nostalgia peor que añorar algo que nunca ocurrió"
#ElBarDeLasNochesPerdidas
ángel retweeted
you’re argentinian
you don’t keep your savings under the mattress because someone might break in
so you buy a ledger from an authorized reseller
it comes with a chip that steals your seed phrase
you move everything to an exchange to avoid self custody
the exchange gets hacked
you quit crypto and vibe code a saas
php2shell happens
you go for a walk to think and start tweeting about it
your phone gets stolen by a motochorro
ángel retweeted
+ "you know what i'd really like?"
- "tell me"
+ "a website"
- "...we can do a website"
+ "a real website, not some claude generated neon slop, a real website"
- "i'll make you a very good traditional handmade website, one that is built with dozens of snippets from stackoverflow"
ángel retweeted
My plan for the next 2 years:
0 2 * * * apt-get update && apt-get full-upgrade -y && reboot
OH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!
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ángel retweeted
Llevamos décadas construyendo software con código mediocre, bugs ancestrales, hacks sobre hacks, tests a medias, TODOs olvidados, parches temporales que se volvieron permanentes y código que nadie se atreve a tocar.
Y ahora resulta que nos preocupa confiar en código que no entendemos porque lo escribió una IA.
Como si lleváramos décadas entendiendo perfectamente el código que escribimos nosotros.
ángel retweeted
I think we've discovered another critical vulnerability:
CVE-2026-BURNOUT: AppSec Professional Exhaustion
Severity: Critical (CVSS 10.0)
Description: A vulnerability affecting security professionals exposed to a continuous stream of critical RCEs, zero-days, emergency patches, and Friday afternoon disclosures.
Impact: Sleep deprivation, excessive caffeine consumption, and an inability to enjoy weekends.
Attack vector: Reading security advisories.
Affected versions: All AppSec professionals, regardless of experience.
Mitigation: No known patch. Air-gapping may delay the inevitable. Total system collapse remains a possibility. 🔥
