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oh kevin de bruyne.. come back

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Joined January 2019
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Kerstin Casparij & Sydney Lohmann love the dogs and cats in Manchester 🐾
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Manchester City fans at the 1969 F. A. Cup final
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Manchester City Fans 1970s
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Experience a @ChampionsLeague night under the lights at the Etihad ✨ 🆚 Napoli 📆 Tue 24 Nov ⏰ 20:00 (UK) 🎟️ mancity.co/NapoliTix
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He has now Done it 5 times as a premier league CF. No other CF Im the league history has done it twice Haaland conquered the league.
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that opening Haaland run is probably the most I’ve enjoyed a couple of months from a footballer ever, turning up every week to see what this big gargantuan freak was going to do next was so special
Haaland in his first 10 games for City in: 2022/23: 15 goals, 44 shots, 8.73 xG (7.94 npxG) 2023/24: 11 goals, 39 shots, 10.23 xG (7.86 npxG) 2024/25: 11 goals, 43 shots, 9.73 xG 2025/26: 13 goals, 43 shots, 10.24 xG 2026/27: 9 goals, 38 shots, 7.1 xG
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no offense but is the fuckass aesthetic really all they care about? like bro IT'S A FOOTBALL if haaland doesn't fit your little beauty standards then fucking move on it's really not that hard 🫩
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i said how fans behave wont affect how i feel towards a ship but ngl it gets to a point broskis 🤨
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is it stonesdias or diastones
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if you dislike erling theres no need to force yourself to like him and ship him with jude bro. how many times we said leave him alone 😭
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i get it waaah hes the ugliest man alive waah 😭😭😭 u will make another google form waah 😭✌️
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── .✦ #rubendias and #johnstones : #stonedias in their ldr era 😢
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Bunny has been nominated for the @BBC Women's Footballer of the Year 2026! 👏🩵 Vote here 🗳️ mancity.co/BBCFOTY
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bismillah cherki hattrick ik hes mad asf
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someone said to me he looks like a tired omega mom & it changed my perspective on him o__O (i agree)
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With this weekend’s hat-trick, Bunny Shaw has officially outscored EIGHT WSL clubs, including Arsenal and Manchester United. One of the most dangerous and prolific strikers in women’s soccer 🤯🌟 📸: @ManCityWomen
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🥹🫶🏻🦈
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