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oh kevin de bruyne.. come back

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Joined January 2019
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Kerstin Casparij & Sydney Lohmann love the dogs and cats in Manchester 🐾
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Manchester City fans at the 1969 F. A. Cup final
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Manchester City Fans 1970s
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He has now Done it 5 times as a premier league CF. No other CF Im the league history has done it twice Haaland conquered the league.
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that opening Haaland run is probably the most I’ve enjoyed a couple of months from a footballer ever, turning up every week to see what this big gargantuan freak was going to do next was so special
Haaland in his first 10 games for City in: 2022/23: 15 goals, 44 shots, 8.73 xG (7.94 npxG) 2023/24: 11 goals, 39 shots, 10.23 xG (7.86 npxG) 2024/25: 11 goals, 43 shots, 9.73 xG 2025/26: 13 goals, 43 shots, 10.24 xG 2026/27: 9 goals, 38 shots, 7.1 xG
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no offense but is the fuckass aesthetic really all they care about? like bro IT'S A FOOTBALL if haaland doesn't fit your little beauty standards then fucking move on it's really not that hard 🫩
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── .✦ #rubendias and #johnstones : #stonedias in their ldr era 😢
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Bunny has been nominated for the @BBC Women's Footballer of the Year 2026! 👏🩵 Vote here 🗳️ mancity.co/BBCFOTY
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With this weekend’s hat-trick, Bunny Shaw has officially outscored EIGHT WSL clubs, including Arsenal and Manchester United. One of the most dangerous and prolific strikers in women’s soccer 🤯🌟 📸: @ManCityWomen
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🥹🫶🏻🦈
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my contribution to sell haalarse gimmick
sell haaland talks on my tl. #MarescaBall everybody.
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For months, I’ve been running an entirely AI generated twitter account, and nobody realized. Here's how I did it, and heres how you can do it too🧵 —
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No, I'm not a one-player FC. I'm not affiliated with @Erling. It just doesn't sit well with me seeing all these "drop deep" gimmicks. Ask yourself how we were playing when he was banging goals up and down and you all were busy smiling and glazing him. All of a sudden the whole team's performances dropped and you're demanding he drop deep to help a midfield that was bought for over £300m in one single transfer window. Mfs, blame your coach and his ineffective tactics, ingrates.
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Maresca being islamophobic again
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when is it okay to say maresca is islamophobic
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out of curiosity, i looked up 'indonesia dreamybull' and it's really sickening; anti-blackness whereby the black body is a sacrificial lamb for a political war that is not its own. black sexuality is the 'shock' because to them it is the absolute zenith of deviance.
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We had one of the best partnerships last season with Doku-NOR on the left side and Maresca completely ripped it up so he could fit both Dias and Guehi in his 3-1-6 slop.
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No manager should EVER go into a press conference and say that certain players are undroppable (like for instance Donnarumma). No one DESERVES anything. They’ll have to FIGHT for it. Every day. In training. In games. Baffling statement by Maresca.
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If he ends up losing this game,I’m officially MarescaOut.We’re not Chelsea. We don’t pray for a top 4 finish. You either win the league or a cup double.Nothing less. How can someone be so stubborn?I’m no football pro yet I can see what our problems are and they’re too big to miss
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Why is Maresca blamed when 1) He's clearly playing his best 6 at the 6? Oh no wait, his best 6 is on the bench while his 8 is playing as a 6. 2) But at least Maresca is playing a defensively solid player next to his 8 turned 6? Oh no wait he's playing Enzo Fernandez there who appears more in the opposition box than next to his 6. 3) Surely he's playing City's best CB of more than a year whose last big goal giving mistake was on his debut 2+ years ago? Oh no that CB is being played as an RB 4) Oh maybe the CB starting is a very mistake free player then? Oh he's made more goal conceding mistakes by himself in the last month than many big teams make in a season? 5) Hey maybe City doesn't have a good RB, so their best CB had to play RB? Oh Man City have a top level RB who almost never puts a foot wrong and he's not injured, just benched by the manager? Well hey don't blame Maresca when Manchester City concede 2 goals in 20 minutes to Nottingham Forest right? What can he do?
Those blaming Maresca over these players are clearly clueless 🤦‍♂️ THIS IS ON THE PLAYERS NOT THE MANAGER.
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