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A podcast where @benito_cereno and @theisb read through Bible and Bible-adjacent material and try not to be jerks about it

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Joined November 2018
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realizing you can seamlesly map nick and schmidt's personalities onto peter and paul has transformed my reading of the New Testament as much as learning Greek did.
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The voice of the people doth choose iniquity.
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“I don’t give a fuck what the Medieval Church said, he was a holy dog is what he was! he was martyred, went to heaven, and interceded before God on behalf of sick peasants who prayed to him! and in this house, St Guinefort is a good boy and a true saint! End of story!”
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@apocrypals Praise the Lord & hippo
Moo Deng has obviously been on my mind a lot. I like to think that in his sorrowful repentance, an animal gave him a little encouraging nibble. Like how my cat thinks biting my nose while I cry is offering emotional support.
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@apocrypals Well boys, at least it's not Lamb. 😆
‘THE CHOSEN’, a series about the life of Jesus Christ, will be turning into a cinematic universe. • A Joseph limited series • A 3-season Moses series • An Acts of the Apostles series • A ‘Jesus’ animated series that follows Jesus’ interactions with children in the wild, starring Paul Walter Hauser (Source: variety.com/2024/tv/news/the…)
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This is, bare mins, Docetism
This is definitely some kind of early Christian heresy from somewhere between the 2nd and 4th century.
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Can we get a clarification @apocrypals?
This is definitely some kind of early Christian heresy from somewhere between the 2nd and 4th century.
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And Jesus looking upon them saith, “Meanest thou the Chaos Emeralds?”
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@apocrypals Jesus had the chaos emeralds.
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@apocrypals Jesus had the chaos emeralds.
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The Hebrew Bible explicitly rejects this. The NT doesn’t say a word about it, but early Christians debated when a fetus became a person & Augustine established the consensus that would last until the 1800s, which was that it didn’t become a person until the quickening.
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.@apocrypals is back and it’s tempting to say it is resurrected because it is a Bible podcast but it never died it just kind of wasn’t there for a long time so it’s more like it’s coming out of Occultation like the 12th Imam.
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