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Lusaka, Zambia
Joined November 2015
To fully own our voices, stories, and history, we must craft our own literature. I promise I’ll do my part. I’m your novelist. 🇿🇲
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When the people inside open the doors or windows, their faces touch the wall-fence. Why do you people build your houses like this?
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Emotional maturity is being able to admit that you were wrong without turning the conversation into a competition about who made the bigger mistake.
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What is this?!? 😭😭😭
Reason why I stop watching wrestling.😭😭😂😂😂
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When I watch old, dark comedies, I gasp. The world today can’t handle all the offensive things that everyone ignored then. 😭
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You need nshima. Pass through Thornpark after this. You’ll feel better. 🫂
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Mao Zedong is under any single social metric a dictator. Not a single popular election, single government party and lifetime leadership. Not even taking into account the millions of deaths under his reign. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
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Mbappe next year when Ballon D’or organizers calls him to attend the ceremony
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eu tentando colocar um lençol de elástico na cama
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Mukwai?
Ozempic is causing people’s vaginas to fall out of their bodies😭😭😭😂😂😂. What is the correlation between the pelvic floor and Ozempic????
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Ozempic does not cause vaginas to fall out or directly trigger prolapse. Reported pelvic floor or vulvar changes are indirect effects of rapid weight loss, muscle loss or constipation, not the drug itself. healthline.com/health-news/oz… medicalnewstoday.com/articles/ozemp… contemporaryobgyn.net/view/jessica-y… embracephysio.sg/ozempic-pelvic…
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No debt. Perfect weight. 8 hours of sleep. Mental health in check. Clean diet. Zero alcohol. That was my prime era. I was 10.
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When you spend years fighting for people who don't seem interested in fighting as hard for themselves, you eventually ask yourself what you're fighting for and whether it's worth the effort. A lot of us don't realize how much it has cost him to do what he has been doing.
I don’t know what to make of this Sishuwa silence. He would have dropped at least 6 articles since they revoked his passport.
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Probably realized no matter how hard he works to educate and advocate for the masses, Zambians aren't worth losing shit for.
I don’t know what to make of this Sishuwa silence. He would have dropped at least 6 articles since they revoked his passport.
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If emails were taken seriously in this country, they’d be my preferred mode of digital comms. I’d delete all my socials.
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Women hate women.
“When your baby is a planned baby in marriage, you won’t look like a crocodile” Haibo 😤💔
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These are good, but they left out Ministry of Single Parents and more importantly, Ministry Of All Ministries.
Proposed ministries 👇🏽
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DSTV just grabbed some popcorn
Netflix faces growing engagement problems as subscribers spend less time watching, open the app less often, & increasingly turn to competitors like YouTube.
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Maybe one day, I’ll find the courage to refuse to be added to yet another WhatsApp group.
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Before Avondale was renovated, residents looked permanently surprised that they were no longer in 1990.
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The third world blocks brilliance and stunts achievement.
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Tall men aren’t marrying. Can someone research this?
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