@applecookedback

Philosophical Genius (again) Potatofex Maximus he/him

Joined April 2021
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I am not that other Potato God definitely not
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Joe Miller@JosephMiller322h
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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팀탐@gimojji25716h
할로윈을 맞이해 어떤캐릭터를 코스프레 하는 제리드 메사
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“birdie”@birdietheborzoi3h
They should let you turn left on red if you’re pure of heart
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Well that's because none happened
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august@regularaugustOct 24
Babysitter calls. Says the kids are asleep but the giant Marin statue is creeping her out. asks if she can move it to the basement. Parent says: “take the kids, get out of the house immediately, and call the police. we don’t have an $8000 life-sized Marin statue”
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 24
Marin Kitagawa from the anime My Dress-Up Darling is getting an $8,000 life-size figure She stands around 5 feet 5 inches tall and comes dressed in a fabric school uniform
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ConeOfArc
@ConeOfArcOct 24
Mom found the landship drawer
ConeOfArc
@ConeOfArcOct 24
Switched to a slightly darker gray. STL is ready to drop, should I release it this weekend or wait to release everything at once?
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Spooky Trinity Nova 🪄👻🎃@TrinityNovaVTOct 24
Gundams biggest failure as an IP can be found in just how many shows and spin offs there is but they have yet to utilize the most classic character trope. It’s about time we get an extremely intelligent character that also happens to be a gorilla that can jump incredibly far.
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Who cares, you just hate fun
Stephen Miller
@StephenMOct 24
Dems placing a second Dan Sullivan on the ballot in Alaska (a fake candidate designed to conceal who is the actual US Senator running for re-election) is one of the most egregious attacks we have seen on the integrity of American elections. It reveals pure contempt for voters.
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Ann 💙❤️🩷@G_AdventRayOct 24
I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud
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holly 🏳️‍⚧️@hollysqueakOct 24
I set up an extension to auto-replace all instances of "troon" with "ploopy" and oh my god this is beautiful
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c 🫗@mightbechidiOct 23
HowlingJoestar@HowlingJoestarOct 22
Update she physically and emotionally cheated on me with her ex
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Lauren Pleska 🏳️‍🌈@RadFemme74Oct 24
Replying to @applecookedback @brenda_archer @SocialistSauce @coolaunt2021 @leftisnotwoke @JLippy76 @bluebirdjam @Ipsirk_douce @valdore420 @cptmbf @Hereticalturf @h_alliekat @VelvetLandmine @latsot @DianeCarolRoy1 @hasitcometothat @MarsJaneM @HilllbillyHugs @Lucifer_mortala @MarcyJaneM @Fae_enby_babe @effinelonmusk @BeastofBalfron @EffinMaggie @StitchingSin @TheDude42596275 @ghostoftoast @LeCausaliste @KrispiLargo2 @DerpyErika @Dorasalter @hellinhandcarts @K60617909 @fletcherkathy8 @Qyilldrisstessa @whackam0l3lol @kittywoodoshea @LeftNotWoke2rn @Stillweeping2 @TheGoldenMask5 @vanessa_blk @AskATranswidow @theklutzydom @ostrasyn @ergo_praxis @tatapansepatu @Biotransgurl @FluffWingBirdie
Turns out bears are much more enthusiastic, hungry even, for libertarianism than people are.
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AOC telling Gaines she should have swam faster did so much damage Gaines came back to cry about it again a year later
Riley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_Oct 23
Ah yes. The epitome of a girl's girl is a girl who attacks another girl for defending girls. AOC is a men's rights activist. She wants men to take women's rights away under the guise of 'inclusion'
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🏴based opossum🏴🚬@CrustPunk161Oct 23
Replying to @ZelenskyyUa
@ZelenskyyUa please bomb another data center, the bots are all up in my shit again
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steven monacelli@stevanzettiOct 23
Let's go girls
jen ramos-eisen@jenramoseOct 23
NEWS: the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have unionized and the Cowboys have agreed to recognize the union
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Someone should check on this poor child I think they're having ideations
No-Tucker-No 🇺🇸@NoTucker_realOct 23
Replying to @fasterthanyou80 @applecookedback @theklutzydom
I’m fine with post birth abortions in certain instances. This is one of them.
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Lmao hey @mozel_dingwick @theklutzydom I guess we riled it up too much
Potatofex Solanum Tuberosum II@applecookedbackOct 23
Replying to @fasterthanyou80 @mozel_dingwick @theklutzydom
You threw such a hissy fit about it and then immediately did it yourself tsk tsk
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matt_brannigan@matt_branniganOct 23
did you know that if you mix tuna and cottage cheese add some garlic and sriracha then throw it in the microwave for about 1-2min my wife will get really mad at me
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Sophie used grape jelly
𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖊☥@SocialistSauceOct 23
Replying to @applecookedback @cptmbf @JLippy76 @Hereticalturf @h_alliekat @VelvetLandmine @latsot @DianeCarolRoy1 @hasitcometothat @MarsJaneM @bluebirdjam @HilllbillyHugs @Lucifer_mortala @MarcyJaneM @Fae_enby_babe @effinelonmusk @BeastofBalfron @coolaunt2021 @EffinMaggie @StitchingSin @leftisnotwoke @brenda_archer @TheDude42596275 @ghostoftoast @LeCausaliste @KrispiLargo2 @DerpyErika @Dorasalter @hellinhandcarts @RadFemme74 @K60617909 @fletcherkathy8 @Qyilldrisstessa @Ipsirk_douce @whackam0l3lol @kittywoodoshea @LeftNotWoke2rn @Stillweeping2 @TheGoldenMask5 @vanessa_blk @AskATranswidow @theklutzydom @ostrasyn @ergo_praxis @tatapansepatu @Biotransgurl @FluffWingBirdie
Apple jelly huh? I think we used like grape jelly (dont quote me on that we havent made them in years)
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𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖊☥@SocialistSauceOct 15
Replying to @applecookedback @StitchingSin @Cowboymeows_ @effinelonmusk @bluebirdjam @Lucifer_mortala @EffinMaggie @DianeCarolRoy1 @BeastofBalfron @coolaunt2021 @Fae_enby_babe @MarsJaneM @ExiledSpitfire @h_alliekat @JLippy76 @leftisnotwoke @cptmbf @Hereticalturf @brenda_archer @MarcyJaneM @VelvetLandmine @TheDude42596275 @ghostoftoast @LeCausaliste @KrispiLargo2 @DerpyErika @Dorasalter @latsot @hellinhandcarts @RadFemme74 @hasitcometothat @K60617909 @fletcherkathy8 @Qyilldrisstessa @Ipsirk_douce @whackam0l3lol @kittywoodoshea @LeftNotWoke2rn @Stillweeping2 @TheGoldenMask5 @vanessa_blk @AskATranswidow @theklutzydom @ostrasyn @ergo_praxis @tatapansepatu @Biotransgurl @FluffWingBirdie @BiardMacGuineas @f3ck13ss
I gotchu
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