@applecookedback

Philosophical Genius (again) Potatofex Maximus he/him

Joined April 2021
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Joe Miller@JosephMiller323h
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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팀탐@gimojji25717h
할로윈을 맞이해 어떤캐릭터를 코스프레 하는 제리드 메사
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“birdie”@birdietheborzoi4h
They should let you turn left on red if you’re pure of heart
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august@regularaugustOct 24
Babysitter calls. Says the kids are asleep but the giant Marin statue is creeping her out. asks if she can move it to the basement. Parent says: “take the kids, get out of the house immediately, and call the police. we don’t have an $8000 life-sized Marin statue”
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 24
Marin Kitagawa from the anime My Dress-Up Darling is getting an $8,000 life-size figure She stands around 5 feet 5 inches tall and comes dressed in a fabric school uniform
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ConeOfArc
@ConeOfArcOct 24
Mom found the landship drawer
ConeOfArc
@ConeOfArcOct 24
Switched to a slightly darker gray. STL is ready to drop, should I release it this weekend or wait to release everything at once?
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Spooky Trinity Nova 🪄👻🎃@TrinityNovaVTOct 24
Gundams biggest failure as an IP can be found in just how many shows and spin offs there is but they have yet to utilize the most classic character trope. It’s about time we get an extremely intelligent character that also happens to be a gorilla that can jump incredibly far.
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Ann 💙❤️🩷@G_AdventRayOct 24
I'm a chud, I'm a chud, I'm a fat little chud
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holly 🏳️‍⚧️@hollysqueakOct 24
I set up an extension to auto-replace all instances of "troon" with "ploopy" and oh my god this is beautiful
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c 🫗@mightbechidiOct 23
HowlingJoestar@HowlingJoestarOct 22
Update she physically and emotionally cheated on me with her ex
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Lauren Pleska 🏳️‍🌈@RadFemme74Oct 24
Replying to @applecookedback @brenda_archer @SocialistSauce @coolaunt2021 @leftisnotwoke @JLippy76 @bluebirdjam @Ipsirk_douce @valdore420 @cptmbf @Hereticalturf @h_alliekat @VelvetLandmine @latsot @DianeCarolRoy1 @hasitcometothat @MarsJaneM @HilllbillyHugs @Lucifer_mortala @MarcyJaneM @Fae_enby_babe @effinelonmusk @BeastofBalfron @EffinMaggie @StitchingSin @TheDude42596275 @ghostoftoast @LeCausaliste @KrispiLargo2 @DerpyErika @Dorasalter @hellinhandcarts @K60617909 @fletcherkathy8 @Qyilldrisstessa @whackam0l3lol @kittywoodoshea @LeftNotWoke2rn @Stillweeping2 @TheGoldenMask5 @vanessa_blk @AskATranswidow @theklutzydom @ostrasyn @ergo_praxis @tatapansepatu @Biotransgurl @FluffWingBirdie
Turns out bears are much more enthusiastic, hungry even, for libertarianism than people are.
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🏴based opossum🏴🚬@CrustPunk161Oct 23
Replying to @ZelenskyyUa
@ZelenskyyUa please bomb another data center, the bots are all up in my shit again
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steven monacelli@stevanzettiOct 23
Let's go girls
jen ramos-eisen@jenramoseOct 23
NEWS: the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have unionized and the Cowboys have agreed to recognize the union
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matt_brannigan@matt_branniganOct 23
did you know that if you mix tuna and cottage cheese add some garlic and sriracha then throw it in the microwave for about 1-2min my wife will get really mad at me
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𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖊☥@SocialistSauceOct 15
Replying to @applecookedback @StitchingSin @Cowboymeows_ @effinelonmusk @bluebirdjam @Lucifer_mortala @EffinMaggie @DianeCarolRoy1 @BeastofBalfron @coolaunt2021 @Fae_enby_babe @MarsJaneM @ExiledSpitfire @h_alliekat @JLippy76 @leftisnotwoke @cptmbf @Hereticalturf @brenda_archer @MarcyJaneM @VelvetLandmine @TheDude42596275 @ghostoftoast @LeCausaliste @KrispiLargo2 @DerpyErika @Dorasalter @latsot @hellinhandcarts @RadFemme74 @hasitcometothat @K60617909 @fletcherkathy8 @Qyilldrisstessa @Ipsirk_douce @whackam0l3lol @kittywoodoshea @LeftNotWoke2rn @Stillweeping2 @TheGoldenMask5 @vanessa_blk @AskATranswidow @theklutzydom @ostrasyn @ergo_praxis @tatapansepatu @Biotransgurl @FluffWingBirdie @BiardMacGuineas @f3ck13ss
I gotchu
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Paul Blandomania@blandCinemaSep 15
Actual photo of Jk Rowling’s house
Sam (he/him)@mushycroutonSep 14
Absolutely incredible.
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𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖊☥@SocialistSauceSep 14
polly@polyfraggrenadeSep 13
fuck it. optics nuke time agp is trutrans and so called "hsts" are just effeminate gay men far closer to masculinity, as seen by their tendency to be "log cabin republcians" theyre also agp too in a sense the idea of being a woman with a man turns them on, the hate is projected
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Jeremy Herbert@DDayFilmsSep 3
his health bar is enormous
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Klonopin Centaur@facetedcarapaceSep 3
I think guys who care about stuff like this should have to live in underground caverns where they turn giant hamster wheels with their bodies to create electricity for us
Not AndyPants@ActualAndyPantsSep 1
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Joe Kassabian@JoeKassabianAug 31
Sir, the VA regrets to inform you that your freakish AI hands are not a service connected disability
Spencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimianAug 31
What?
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sensual pierogi 🥟
@_letterbxmbJul 17
Please I need an Inside the Actor’s Studio type deal but with Werner Herzog and the Rizzler
a random pynchon character@zaaaarbiJul 16
I just know Werner Herzog would be fascinated by Rizzler
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