tried jestermaxxing jpmorgan recruiters on handshake and got reported to the university career office #mybad
sometimes you boot up monkeytype and it starts with a long word and you borderline keyboard smash it then you look up and you got it perfectly
i still refresh tab bc i lose my zen easily
i can make the teapot spin back and forth at the same time. i can visualize the spinning teapot in my brain, reversing at will, spinning on my finger, pouring out spinning water that i can reverse, into a spinning cup which i can reverse independent from the water it contains i
i slept through the dc storm god put his best children to bed and shielded their conscience from carnage if you saw the storm god hates you
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On the Amtrak again. Nobody wants to sit next to me because my sock is inside out. The train is a brutal place, one faux pas and you’re out, you’re done for. The gallows awaits me. Not the worst way to go. They used to crucify people like me, Amtrak
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real annotators only annotate like twice a chapter and it’s a pencil underline and a comment saying “bum ass nigga”
visitors in the boston public library reading room walk around like exam proctors
its ridiculous
i can say this, of course, because i go to the public library once a year at best
but at least i use the facilities for their intended purposes
was tryna window shop at nike, got there 10 minutes before opening
guy at the entrance goes "you here for the nike mind release?"
😂😂😂
funny guy
i theorize that big businesses incessantly train store associates to be nuisances, to deter people going to a small business
being alone in a store with associates trying to help you is a horrifying experience and so all negative stereotyping of salespeople is +ev for Big Store
i want to play a long basketball game take a hot bath play a bit of chess read a few pages of a book listen to the rain and have a good sleep - ding liren
