Toe-poked Arsenal opinion served semi-fresh. Currently exiled in 'merica.

Chicago, IL
Joined August 2010
I would genuinely ban stutter run ups from the club. Don't care if that's what the player likes or thinks is most effective. It's a dickhead's technique.
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Not good.
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Paramount just called this a potential 'cupset' so now I have to turn the game off.
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We have been comically profligate.
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lol I thought it was a weird name. This demonstrates how closely I am following.
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Think Boxt is a sponsor.
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This Boxt guy looks like a meathead sent over from central casting. Fucking Temu Eric Dier looking ass.
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Gunfight at the not O.K. Corral
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THere was a time this game would have wound me up quite a bit. Incredible what a league title does for you.
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Gjok and Kai involved in whatever the opposite of a shootout is. A shit off?
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Replying to @arse2mouse
Wonder whether Arteta regrets selling Zinchenko. As a Ukrainian, he's most likely the player with the most anti-drone knowledge
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What are they worried the drone is going to do? How do they intend to combat the drone? Is this Man City's fault? So many questions, so few sensible answers.
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They’re not giving Carrick a stay of execution. They want him to eay the Chelsea L before the new guy comes in and to buy themselves more time to do that deal. The ultimate disrespect to a guy who seems like a decent fella, who should never have got the gig.
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Yeah, that’s a guy who knows.
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I will once again note that during our back to back 8th place seasons I was told multiple times that the OT faithful does not and would not ever boo. In the years since its been like Christmas panto season there. Reality: every fanbase just needs it to get bad enough.
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RIP Michael Carrick, we hardly new thee.
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Always a sign things are going well.
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Good evening to everyone but especially Declan Rice, Cesc Fabregas and the Atlanta Dream.
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3 vital points but anyone hoping we’d be an easier watch this season is shit out of luck.
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Rice just saved us two points
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