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Trouble!

Austin TX
Joined March 2007
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Hear me out: An entire Disney+ show about Jimmy Woo just working weird cases in the MCU. Like a fun X-Files. Make it happen.
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My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.
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POV: You're supposed to be learning polyrhythm mnemonics, but your music teacher is going through a messy divorce
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Stop saying you’re colorblind or you “don’t see color.” If the only way you can acknowledge someone’s humanity is to pretend their culture and history doesn’t exist, you need to examine yourself. Plus, I love being black. This shit’s dope AF when the cops aren’t around.
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The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.
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People accuse me of killing off their favourite characters but, really, I'm just bringing news of their deaths.
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"Ebola" team names 2 weeks ago: 256 This week: 191 Drop in infection: 25.39% You're welcome, CDC! – at Denver, CO
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Serena Williams just thanked Me! You’re welcome, Serena! That’s what I do all day! Decide the winner of women’s tennis matches!!!
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If you call ACA 'Obamacare' fine - but call Soc. Sec 'FDR-care', Medicare 'LBJ-care' & invading the wrong country 'W-care.'
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Replying to @drafthouse
.@drafthouse I may have spoken for 11 hours, but even I know it's never OK to talk at the movies. #DontTalk
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I like to think of every book I sell as a punch in the face to those three kids who used to barge me every morning on the way to school.
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Blimey Charlie. Talk about giving yourself a fright on the way to work. Good to see Richard Nixon has a book out ...
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No way, shocking. Qatar World Cup 2022 investigation: Former Fifa VP Jack Warner paid millions | via @Telegraph fw.to/uBR8TUV
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Here's my tough line of questioning with Emma Thompson; "You're brilliant, aren't you?"
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Guess who's behind me. Hint: "Your chin is in my back." whosay.com/l/LOS7deD
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Gaming our private health insurance system so that it covers almost everyone—looks like a mess, huh? So how about single payer instead?
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