Wheres this attitude from this cunt coming from? Big time Charlie now he's on a show with Rooney?
Absolute shitstain.
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The establishment: A bin
Not the establishment: A multi-millionaire, privately educated ex-London City Stock trader and banker who leads a political party, led Brexit and is bankrolled by oligarchs.
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Diogo Dalot by a mile. You've called him fucking shite, atrocious, stinks, needs putting down, never rate him, etc more times than anyone else. Onana's a close second for "never see him play again".
Remember when Goldbridge forgot to switch accounts and it turned out he was pretending to be a woman? Absolute clown 🤡🤡
Why do the Goldbridge cultists think everyone who criticises him is Jealous? I wouldn’t swap my experiences in football for a fraction of his wealth. Do they know my financial position? I might be a multi millionaire, but they invariably come round to accusing people of jealousy. At times I think It really is the cult of the darkened room! #MUFC #UTFR #GGMU #ManchesterUnited #ManUtd #ManUnited
Why has nobody ever chinned Mark Goldbridge?
Id pay a lot of money to see him getting filled in. Horrible cunt.
Well, this didn't go well did it
I went to Manchester's famous 'Curry Mile' - a street that has been transformed by mass migration.
At @RestoreBritain, we will reverse mass migration.
We need your vote to deliver radical change. Vote @MarlonTag for Mayor of Greater Manchester tomorrow.
This is the political elite's blueprint for the rest of Britain.
Unless we act now, it will mean the end of our people.
At a penalty shootout tournament in south Germany and spotted these two lads, don't know eachother, both 20 years old but both love United
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MUFC Account Restrictions: Key Observations, Legal Flaws, and Tactical Advice
Over the last few days, I have reviewed numerous rejection emails sent to supporters regarding account restrictions. Having analysed these responses, here are my key observations and practical advice on how to fight back.
Firstly, based on a detailed analysis of an email I was forwarded, it is extremely likely that this response was generated using AI (or heavily drafted using an AI template) and then possibly reviewed by a legal or compliance officer.
1. Document the Rushed Responses ("Procedural Unfairness")
Pay close attention to the timestamp between sending your initial appeal and receiving the club's rejection.
I've seen emails returned in under 90 minutes stating: "We have carefully considered the explanation you provided, together with the findings of our investigation. Following this review, we have concluded that the restriction on your account will remain in place."
It is completely unbelievable that a thorough, individualised, and "careful" investigation, cross-referencing telemetry logs, device IDs, and appeal explanations, was conducted within 90 minutes, and that the reply was written. This indicates an automated, predetermined outcome and a total lack of due process, and the use, as stated above, of AI-generated responses.
Advice: Record these exact timestamps. This rubber-stamping is crucial evidence of administrative failure if you take your case to the Independent Football Ombudsman (IFO) or pursue legal action.
2. Submit a Subject Access Request (SAR) Immediately
The club is using vague, boilerplate language to reject appeals without actually telling supporters what they have done wrong.
Rejection emails routinely include paragraphs like these:
"In reaching our decision, we considered the wider pattern of activity associated with your account, including the nature and extent of connections between accounts, Strong Relationships, ticket applications and transactions, ticket usage and other indicators identified through the Club's detection and analysis processes."
"While you explained that access to your account was provided solely to facilitate legitimate away ticket applications and ticket forwarding for your supporter group, your response did not satisfactorily explain the wider pattern of activity identified during our investigation. When considered collectively, the scale, frequency and nature of the activity were not consistent with the limited account administration described in your response."
Notice that neither paragraph specifies an actual, proven rule breach by the individual. They rely entirely on secret algorithms and vague "indicators."
Advice: You must force them to hand over the data behind these claims. Submit a formal Subject Access Request (SAR) under UK GDPR immediately. (See my SAR guide and template here: teapawt.net/OhCheesesChrist/status…).
3. The Club’s Misapplication of Contract Terms and Law
One core argument the club is using against match-going groups this season is phrased as follows:
"By providing another person with access to your account, including your username and password, you also provided them with access to and control over any tickets held within it. The Club's Ticketing Terms and Conditions state that tickets are personal to the registered Ticket Holder and may only be used, transferred or shared through the Club's authorised processes."
This argument is legally defective. Equating shared login access with an unauthorised ticket transfer is a complete misapplication of contract law.
- Theoretical Access vs. Actual Breach: The club’s published Terms & Conditions strictly prohibit the actual transfer, resale, or unauthorised use of match tickets. In contract law, having the theoretical ability or permission to access an account is not legally equivalent to performing an unauthorised ticket transfer.
- Lack of Evidence: The club has produced zero telemetry proof, whether via digital wallet provisioning, stadium turnstile scans, or transfer logs, showing that a ticket was downloaded, transferred, or scanned by anyone other than the registered ticket holder.
- Administrative Convenience vs. Ticket Misuse: Allowing a trusted coordinator or family member to manually log in to submit a joint away application or navigate known website glitches during renewals is an administrative convenience, not a ticket transfer.
Restricting an account based on an assumed, unproven breach, without producing telemetry proof of actual ticket misuse, violates basic contractual principles under the Consumer Rights Act 2015. This alone creates strong grounds for a legal challenge or a complaint to Trading Standards.
4. What to Put at the End of Your Stage 2 Appeal
When submitting your Stage 2 appeal, do not accept their vague assertions. Use firm, formal language and explicitly link your appeal to your SAR. You should receive an official acknowledgement email once your SAR is submitted.
Closing text you should consider using:
The club's published Terms and Conditions prohibit the actual transfer or unauthorised use of match tickets, not administrative access to coordinate joint applications. You have produced zero evidence showing that any ticket associated with my account was downloaded, transferred, or used by anyone other than myself.
I request that:
- My account restrictions be immediately removed.
- My Stage 2 appeal remain formally open pending the full fulfilment of my Subject Access Request, should you refuse to reinstate my account immediately.
There seem to be a lot of people whose account restrictions are being upheld. I’ve only seen one that hasn’t been so far. All this comes with no real direction or confirmation on what the supporter has actually done.
For anyone who can’t understand the reasoning due to insufficient information from the club and received an email telling them their sanction is being upheld, one of the next steps may be to raise a Subject Access Request (SAR).
Under UK law, any organisation holding your personal data must provide a copy of that data upon request, free of charge, and usually within one calendar month.
Crucially, "personal data" includes automated system logs, internal notes, telemetry data, and audit trails tied to your account. By forcing Manchester United to hand this over, you can bypass their vague customer service language and see the exact technical metrics (IP addresses, click rates, device IDs) that triggered their security flag.
When filing a SAR during a ticketing dispute, you should not just ask for "all data." Be highly specific so they cannot delay their response by claiming the request is too broad. You should demand:
- Ticketing Portal System Logs: All automated telemetry, access logs, user-agent data, and click-rate timestamps associated with your membership number between the specific investigation dates (March to July 12).
- IP Address and Geolocation History: The complete list of IP addresses recorded by their servers logging into your account, alongside any internal flags raised regarding multiple locations.
- Internal Communications and Notes: All internal emails, memos, CRM notes, or compliance review documentation mentioning your name or membership number.
- The Specific Fraud/Bot Detection Criteria Applied: The exact technical reason your account was flagged (e.g., exceeding a certain number of page refreshes per minute, or concurrent logins from distinct IPs).
Here is a template you can use for a Subject Access Request. You can email this directly to the club's Data Protection Officer or compliance team (usually [email protected] or via their main customer service channel).
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Subject: Formal Subject Access Request (UK GDPR) – Account Restriction Inquiry
Dear Data Protection Officer,
Re: Subject Access Request
Name: [Your Name]
Membership / Season Ticket Number: [Your Number]
Email Associated with Account: [Your Email]
I am writing to make a formal Subject Access Request pursuant to the UK General Data Protection Regulation (UK GDPR) and the Data Protection Act 2018.
I recently received an email from the club’s ticketing compliance team stating that "sustained activity" on my account indicated a potential breach of terms, resulting in the temporary restriction of my account. The email failed to provide any specific technical data or evidence detailing what this activity entails.
To ensure my right to fairness and transparency under the law, and to properly formulate my appeal, please provide me with copies of the following personal data held by the club regarding my account between March 1 and July 12:
All digital access logs, telemetry data, server timestamps, page-refresh metrics, and user-agent records associated with logins to my account profile.
The complete list of captured IP addresses and inferred geolocations used to access my account during this period.
All internal communications, correspondence, memos, or system notes compiled by the ticketing, security, or compliance teams regarding my account or membership number.
Any automated profiling or automated decision-making logic logs that directly triggered the flag and subsequent restriction on my account.
As per ICO guidelines, I expect to receive this information without delay and at the latest within one calendar month of this request. If you require any standard identity verification to process this request, please contact me immediately via this email address.
Yours sincerely,
[Your Name]
[Your Phone Number]
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How to Leverage This in Your Appeal
In your actual appeal email to [email protected] (due by July 27), you should explicitly mention that you have submitted a SAR:
"As the club has failed to outline the specific technical evidence behind these allegations, I have formally submitted a Subject Access Request (SAR) to the Data Protection Officer to obtain my account logs. Because the club’s deadline forces me to appeal before my legal data rights can be fulfilled, I expect the club to fully review my account profile manually and transparently provide the metrics they are relying on to justify this restriction."





















