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Builder - Dev from $0x (740k) & $LCM (265k) - Join my call group: https://teapawt.net/t.co/sgaTAwSaED

Joined June 2026
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it’s elon mosque now
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Should be apeoncoke
You read that right. Monkeys are deliberately turned into cocaine addicts in a U of Minnesota lab, & the university is letting it happen 😡 We wrote a letter calling on @UMNews to BAN Jan Zimmermann from experimenting on monkeys. Join us: peta.vg/499g
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When the world is in chaos, big money buys gold. We need a gold faucet for trenchers. Governments are already hoarding gold. Let us do the same.
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THIS IS FUCKING GENNI!!! Governments are literally telling everyone to ''stockpile'' as much as we can... So people will need $Stock in order to survive.... Holders of Stockpile receive QQQ Get your supply before its sold out
🚨 GOVERNMENTS ARE TELLING CITIZENS TO STOCKPILE FOR EMERGENCY 🇬🇧 UK: 3 DAYS 🇯🇵 JAPAN: 3 DAYS And they are not alone: 🇧🇪 Belgium: 72 HOURS 🇮🇪 Ireland: “Be Emergency Ready” 🇫🇷 France: 72 HOURS 🇩🇪 Germany: 3 to 10 DAYS 🇳🇱 Netherlands: 72 HOURS 🇵🇱 Poland: 3 DAYS 🇸🇪 Sweden: 1 WEEK 🇳🇴 Norway: 1 WEEK 🇫🇮 Finland: 72 HOURS 🇩🇰 Denmark: 3 DAYS 🇪🇪 Estonia: 1 WEEK 🇱🇻 Latvia: 72 HOURS 🇱🇹 Lithuania: 72 HOURS 🇨🇭 Switzerland: 1 WEEK 🇹🇼 Taiwan: 7 DAYS 🇪🇺 EU: 72 HOURS 17 countries + the EU. What do they know that we don’t? Follow me so you don’t miss what comes next 🔔
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Once the supply shock hits around the world, words like ''shortage'', ''stockpile'', ''rationing'', etc. will be top trending. This could be THE MEME for that whole narra. Just let it cook.
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Putin getting height mogged
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Interest spiked on the term ''stockpiling'' Gaining traction, mindshare
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Since governments are telling everyone to STOCKPILE i figured we need a meme I devved 0x, Low Cap Memecoin and Trump coin Lets get this to a milli
THIS IS FUCKING GENNI!!! Governments are literally telling everyone to ''stockpile'' as much as we can... So people will need $Stock in order to survive.... Holders of Stockpile receive QQQ Get your supply before its sold out
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We have Porn Addiction Charity now? This is a perfect meme for that. This reddit post went viral on reddit: Earliest image of a ''masturbater'' Proof here: reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1… Pairing it with the charity!
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Are you kidding? This is the OG AND it's much clearer!
Today is also Marvin’s birthday 🎂
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Big Mac Index should be even bigger its the way economists measure ppp 👀 Pairing with McDonalds stock 💹
Its known as the McRib Indicator not Index look it up thousand of results?? it has its own trading view page tradingview.com/script/nukhK…
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if youre onboard you become an onboardmember
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just a smol pair pairing with solana:HzPRXMeo6JLQj7dKH79fNnpApNzY8VBQ8g4Ne9Cwpump
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''Seal the Deal'' is one of the classic ways to a deal was succesfully done So lets do it Pairing with save the seals coin
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Bear Market started? Bullshit Send Black Gold Paired with US OIL Fund + Holder rewards
The Black Bear We just went from super cycle to extreme fear.
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