Ashia Flores

Gonna drive to McDonald’s so I can listen to Lana del Rey in the car and cry

In a car full of women inhaling our Taco Bell order while waiting for our sonic order

Little Nicky was peak cinema

They should have little shopping baskets for you at quik trip

Yesterday I sobbed so hard while I was laying in bed eating a popsicle that I choked on the popsicle which means… it is rage black out pms time

Gonna eat a full bag of watermelon sour patch kids as s*lf h*rm

Today I learned that c*ckr**ch like to drink the water off ur toothbrush,.. so now I will pass away

I really truly wish that Trent reznor… did not look like that

“Mommy I’m doing something” - Violet doing something she should absolutely not be doing

Showed Lana a boy I thought was cute and she said “he’s not super handsome… but that’s ur type”

Sitting alone at Gracie’s so I am being everyone’s reply guy

Have my hair in pigtail braids right now and went to go help v w bubble bath…. She said “hey u have hair like that Wendy’s girl” so I have successfully raised another fast food queen

I will never have this

Still upset that the best photo ever taken of me was w a xl bottle of tums… pain

I am once again thinking about her (chili dog)