Ada caretaker. Dog lover. Photographer. Taco lover. Retired USG. Tweets are mine. I block mean people. Visit Florida. And Scotland. 🇨🇦🏴🇺🇸
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ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴🇺🇸 retweeted
All Charges were dropped because eating Taco Bell 50 feet away isn’t a crime 🤣.
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Each generation has developed its own variation adding slang to the English language
A professor visited Westtown High School for languages week and decided to show Gen Alpha how much they have contributed to date by giving the rest of his speech in their dialect
If you have children, you may recognize some of these words
ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴🇺🇸 retweeted
This is the best explanation between left and right I have heard in a long time! #RepublicanValues #democraticvalues
ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴🇺🇸 retweeted
This is hilarious. A Republican goes undercover and exposes liberal who can't answer a single question about why she believes the things she believes in
This man is a Trojan horse lol
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==>> See Full part 2 Here : newsthailan.vansonnguyen.com…
ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴🇺🇸 retweeted
“A DISFRUTAR LO VOTADO”
Porque esta francesa le quiso explicar a los musulmanes que ella votó para que puedan entrar al país y que está de su lado, mientras ellos se reían y le robaban todo en la tienda.
ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴🇺🇸 retweeted
The guy who didn’t get married while his peers were marrying in their 20s.
ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴🇺🇸 retweeted
"Fuck him. Feed him. Leave him alone".
May every man find the woman who is as obsessed with him, as this chick is for her husband.
ASTcell 🇨🇦🏴🇺🇸 retweeted
When you apply for a job, this is who now interviews you.
The good news is, Ai did not account for the ability of this guy to completely rage bait.
This is where we now are.
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❗️Failed attempt by Russians to transport a Mi-2 helicopter on the roof of a pickup truck in Krasnodar Krai.
