@asterysms

aster 💜 every pronoun everywhere 💜 indian/latino💜 irl pikmin 💜 25 💜 terfs, proships, and other adjacent weirdos dni 💜

Joined November 2019
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chubby cheeks mcgee🍭@sonyanicolee_13h
Pop Base
@PopBase14h
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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ZaZa@MissZazax__13h
When he turns his head it’s comedy gold
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@2147millOct 26
To anyone that thinks immigrants are the problem, watch this. We are so cooked 😂
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tree 𖦹₊˚⊹ 🤖@TreeeeCar9h
this is the most genius thing I’ve ever heard wftf
Aldous Huxley@BraveNorldOct 25
Watching Alpharad & his friends play through Deltarune chapter 4 Them deciding that the Holiday family's "fahaha" should sound like Tis The Season is so perfect, that's my new headcanon
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v@_vinnie512Oct 26
happy 4th #SIGNALIS anniversary.
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Bintang ⚣ Midori's PR Manager@amidstthera1n9h
Ai bubble bursted in china and hoyoverse hasnt teased any newly designed hsr characters in a while 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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Dawn@SIXMARBLES_5h
this isn’t being ugly this is having facial expressions 😭
✨BeeCat✨@spgatomagic10h
I think a lot of ppl try to paint the Gameoverse girls as nothing but eye candy and it’s just not true. Like Yeah they’re hot but they still get to be silly and “ugly” while also being important characters and I think that’s worth noting
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Natasha (the shitposter)@iamsropb7h
Kinda reminds me of this
vic 🦢 nsfwtwt@pentagasmssOct 26
everybody fw cnc until you wanna be the rapist
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funny how in fandom discourse it’s always “AROACE PEOPLE CAN STILL DATE” so people can freely ship aroace character but when an actual real aroace person says “i wouldn’t be opposed to dating someone” suddenly it’s a flood of people yelling “you’re not REALLY aroace then”
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Local Introvert@LocalIntrovert_6h
I always wondered what toothpaste ad he was referring to.. if it even exist
vera || bye bye bunny@salexangeil12h
this clip fries me every time
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Smitty@TheeSmitty9h
Pulled a thorn out of my arm and stabbed a tick with it
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choc@parfya10h
this nigga thinks his cutie mark is about Balenciaga boots, NO BITCH your destiny is getting your ass kicked 🤦🏾💯
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𐙚Sαlem 🤍's Sαm@sammylvr_11h
Discussing aromanticism & asexuality with aro&ace&aroaces VS discussing aromanticism & asexuality with allorose ppl.
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since forgotten island is on streaming now i just wanted to say this scene was so freaking emotional for me 😭 RAIJO MY POOKIESS #ForgottenIsland
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Corey Beepington@RoboticCorey9h
If you judge this movie on the basis of being an adaption of Cat in the Hat, it's pretty bad But if you judge it as it's own thing, it's peak in terms of surreal/visual humor. I used to watch it alot as a kid and want to say it's where most my sense of humor comes from.
Certified💀@certifiededede23h
This movie’s jokes sometimes are so fucking stupid they loop back around to being genius “Yes but not THIS Philippines” has stupid amounts of comedic potential
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Voyageurs Wolf Project
@VoyaWolfProject12h
It's great to know our camera straps serve two purposes: securing cameras to trees and providing entertainment for the local delinquents…
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ᴺBri | daughter of Aphrodite💖🪽@bribricutie318h
Like truly peak comedy😭😭😭
── .✦ perseus@coyscoresOct 26
abbott is by far one of the best series ive ever seen this whole year omfg😭😭😭😭
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Protagonistic@mrprotagonistic20h
I had to consult the ancient texts for this one
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silei@sileisce11h
stolen art, og artist is drafteedragon on reddit
SAM ⭐🏅
@LuckySam_X18h
My take on grown Pavi and Nisha ! #avatar #AvatarSevenHeavens
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gains@gains_tweets13h
Unfortunately “me when I pull the door handle and it shatters” is incredible
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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whenever she gets on an idea she makes a skit immediately before someone else thinks the idea
Ichigo Niggasake
@SomaKazima2Oct 26
Exactly why I be standing far away when it starts LMFAOOOOOOOO
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