Creator of The Bullshit Detective Podcast. I am fully invested in celebrating the mundane. I am retarded, but in a good way.
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Joined November 2015
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Dunno about you but when I see a car without a “Baby on board” sign I just smash into the back of it.
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Anyone wanting elective, cosmetic surgery must first spend the same amount of money on psychological therapy. £1500 on botox & fillers? £1500 on working out why you don't feel good enough as you are. £4.5k on boob job? £4.5k on your mental wellness first.
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Lisa Stansfield has finally found her baby that she went around the world to find. He's 34 now. He'd been in the airport all along, & was raised by the staff at Tie Rack.
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New podcast. My Cat Silken Thomas has died. I reflect on his life and death via Pagan ritual, Jesus Christ, and Existential psychology ❤️open.spotify.com/episode/5X1…
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I had my uncle’s last words monogrammed onto a hat and I’ll be selling them to raise money for stroke prevention research.
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New Podcast. This is an art history episode. I look at the significance of Spicebags “eviction”. As well as exploring the radical realism and political impact of Daniel Macdonalds paintings during the 1840s. And contrasting the two via the Situationists. open.spotify.com/episode/7uB…
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Any time I meet someone under 5’ 3”, I mentally prepare myself to answer a riddle.
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Pretty much the only people publicly defending Johnson now have either received or been promised peerages or plum jobs by him. And 'exceptions' like Sarah Vine & Richard Littlejohn are doing it on behalf of bosses hoping for honours. It's a breathtakingly distorted landscape.
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David Attenborough should do Match of the Day and talk only about global warming.
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I’ve reached the age where if someone rings my bell after 9pm I either left my car door open or I’m about to be murdered
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What makes my heart sing, sir
Makes it really take wing, sir
What knocks off my socks, sir
Is a Boxer in Crocs, sir
Rishi Sunak should block Boris Johnson’s plan to give an honour to his father - Sign the Petition! chng.it/RpnZX7Qh via @UKChange
While out and about today I saw a number of hi-vis vests by the roadside.
Are there also low-vis vests there but I couldn’t see them?
