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Facts over feelings. Retweets do not mean agreement or endorsement. Satire/Parody account. "Keep on truckin'"

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Holy SMOKES… A natural soil bacteria combo just COMPLETELY ERADICATED tumors across MULTIPLE human cancer types in 100% of mice. COLORECTAL CANCER: 100% ELIMINATED OVARIAN CANCER: 100% ELIMINATED PANCREATIC CANCER: 100% ELIMINATED Two IV doses of a highly synergistic bacterial combination—Proteus mirabilis and Rhodopseudomonas palustris—eliminated every single tumor in the treated mice. Proteus mirabilis (A-gyo) acts as the primary TUMOR DESTROYER, invading cancer tissue, disrupting tumor blood vessels, and triggering massive cancer-cell death. Rhodopseudomonas palustris (UN-gyo) suppresses A-gyo’s potentially harmful biological activity while promoting its transformation into tumor-penetrating forms. Together, they achieved COMPLETE tumor regression with NO observable systemic toxicity at the tested therapeutic dose. Further research is urgently needed as cancer rates continue to climb.
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funny how this movie came out in 1993, yet almost everything it predicted is slowly becoming reality
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This is incredible A new video just dropped EXPOSING the reality of how the US govt imported 15,000 Haitians to the town of Springfield, Ohio and the effect it had on the locals You HAVE to see this:
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Here we go again ....again
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Yes please
Can we start a GoFundMe for this guy A Hard-working father who wants to be at home with his kids In America, hard work is punished while laziness and goofiness are rewarded.
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Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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Replying to @GenericSnarky
"It must be anybody else," said the people responsible.
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What a Chad Give this dude a medal
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My uncle did a mission trip to Africa to teach a village how to raise pigs for food. They flew in with a bunch of pigs, built pens for them, Food and water troughs, and taught them how to breed them so they could always have meat. Two weeks of work and teaching. They went back a year later to check on the village. They had thrown a giant party the night after my uncle left, slaughtered and ate all the pigs, sold the feeders and fencing, and were really pissed off that the mission didn't bring them more pigs.
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Replying to @catturd2
She is mentally ill. Always carrying disheveled hair, saying and doing weird things. And she had children. I feel so bad for those kids to have a lunatic as a mother.
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The typical illegal migrant in the UK, part 1. 🇬🇧
🤖 Made with AI
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I’ll Never Understand why Catholics Don’t Call out the Vatican over this?
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Replying to @SteCK1878
Good thing she had the wipers on!
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My life is riding on air ordained by the Mandate of Heaven.
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