@averpee

that’s me by the meatballs #canucks

 secret third carolina
Joined August 2015
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the Vancouver Canucks have threatened to play hockey in front of me this evening
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Im genuinely hard of hearing omg. All I heard was Pamela Anderson and I thought he was just making an outdated reference to the sex tape
teen vampire, aged 40@witchesflight10h
lmao when Billy says “I haven’t had sex in 900 days, unless you count Pamela Handerson” and Nathan is like ummm excuse me????
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I don’t really know who these people are still but lord the women you sent to be neuroscientists are STREAMING.
Lizurd🐝@Lizurdland22h
Tamara on her website describing herself as a lonely woman 😭
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Jim Lahey
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Came to Boo Hughes and he scored
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I’m leaving with something
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I don’t even want the comeback canucks anymore I don’t want them to come out next period at all
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was no one going to warn me that #he was about to get his 500th point
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Put these refs in the Saw 6 shotgun carousel jesus FUCK
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Man.
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The HockeySport Podcast@HockeySportPod14h
Here’s my impression of Quinn Hughes watching Titanic: “Why isn’t the captain the first one on a lifeboat? Is he stupid?”
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we’re actually shooting out the gate what is happening #DEMONSBACK
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incredible week for haterism in the nhl
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gabby@MISERABLEN0W13h
Could a mumford not marry his son?
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canucks divorcebowl in 45 minutes
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ESPN haunting ambient noise commercial break son or TNT on HBO grating repetitive electronic music commercial break daughter
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ursula c 👹@cloglover69Oct 25
Unfortunately I am a beautiful woman with terminal Boyfriend Brain and I really need to let you know some trivia about a band that nobody cares about and show you a movie that sucks shit. It’s hard for us.
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Micheal ShmBe@MSShmBe19h
Damn they just letting anybody into the Olympics now?
jake ²⁷ (#1 devon levi fan)@27LEV1Oct 25
uhm
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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1Oct 25
For the 17th year in a row, Lane Pryce ranks as the #1 Halloween costume in America among both men and women
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Oswald Bartholomew Contest@OswaldContestOct 25
Oswald Bartholomew Contest@OswaldContestOct 25
Is a pigs pussy pork
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pris@pwiscila22h
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pris@pwiscilaAug 27
Priv Bangers That Had To See Main Pt. 1
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When ur way out in the country and all the streets are named after the families that live on them. Love
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#postalworkermemes
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