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It's been a polar-izing topic on the internet, and legions of unwashed low koala-ity men are getting defensive and demonstrating exactly why women's instincts bear down to one grizzly choice. Check out this week's ep of Dating Kinda Sucks on any podcast app or on YouTube today!
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Today, Abdul El-Sayed will be practicing shamwow law because he is on his way to clean up the Senate 🧼
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Hi my name is Alex Goldman and I'm a journalist. I used to make @replyall, and now I make @hyperfixedpod. This week we did an episode about the history of the AOL free signup disk with @bbc and @99piorg. You should listen if you like that kind of thing. hyperfixedpod.com/listen/hyp…
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
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Dear dozens of new economic populist members of Congress,
You’ll face fast pressure to deliver economic results. How to do it? Subpoena CEOs. A shocking amount of time, they'll change what they are doing long before you pass a bill or actually cut off their federal funding. So:
- Subpoena Google for cramming AI down our kids throats. Threaten to amend the FAR to prohibit contracting across the U.S. government with any company forcing kids to use AI.
- Subpoena the private equity managers enshittifying hospitals, dialysis centers, your local vet, your local primary care provider. Name individuals, not just companies. Shame them. Show the public (and public pension funds) how they make their money.
- Subpoena health insurers who use AI to auto-deny valid claims, triage mental health emergencies, or upcode diagnoses. Make them stop that.
- Subpoena the airlines for systematically denying cash refunds to travelers. (“Here’s a voucher instead!”) Show your hand – threaten the subpoena now, before Thanksgiving.
- Subpoena Brazilian meatpacker JBS for literally anything. For child labor, for getting fat and rich off of cattlemen, for making their workers work so fast their hands curl into claws, for persistent hygiene allegations.
- Subpoena corporate landlords. Show the public how they get rich off of hidden fees and not fixing their apartments.
- Subpoena any company that has been slow to issue tariff refunds to small business owners. I bet they’ll get their checks a lot quicker!
Will it work? See what happened when Instacart was exposed as secretly marking up your grocery cart... Yes, it can work.
P.S. If anyone tells you “No, you can’t do that” or “No, there’s a process for that,” ignore them. You know what time it is.
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It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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LIVE FOOTAGE OF @GregAbbott_TX FLEEING UP I-35 NORTH TO OKLAHOMA AFTER TONIGHT'S EVENTS
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All straight men are now required to report to their nearest Cheesecake Factory for mandatory menswear reeducation.
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a friend of mine had trans surgery this afternoon so they could vote twice
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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Shame on Alaska Democrats for recruiting candidates who will draw support from people who’d otherwise vote Republican.
by Jill Stein and Cornell West
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Have you noticed it gets cold in winter when people start putting warm clothes on?
Have you noticed that flu season starts after the vaccines are given out?
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Flu shots are given before flu season on purpose. The CDC advises getting vaccinated in September or October, ideally by the end of October, because it takes about two weeks after vaccination for protective antibodies to develop. cdc.gov/flu/vaccines/v…
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My sources tell me Paxton has checked himself into a mental hospital in Ohio after having a mental breakdown.
That is why he is disappearing. Sad.
ABC 7 News: Ken Paxton cancels planned El Paso rally days before Election Day
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To be clear - THIS cycle, @Senate_Fund spent nearly $500k to secure a Green Party candidate who lives in AZ to run in AK.
And in '24 AK GOP recruited a prisoner w/ no ties to AK and w/ a NY address to run against Peltola. The AK GOP took legal action to keep him on the ballot.
Peltola’s former campaign manager, fired this summer, goes on record to the NYTs to say that the Dems worked to get another Dan Sullivan on the ballot. ...And then subsequently tries to retract her statements.
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