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I pay @beerswithandres bar tabs.

Chicago, IL
Joined April 2018
Of all the signs that humankind peaked long ago and it’s all down hill from here..
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Replying to @FerminJames
@FerminJames – at Chicago, IL
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Damn Shein will knock off anything
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Felt cute in my little hat today only to be brought down a peg or two by my mother-in-law. “When did you start working at McDonald’s?”
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– at Chicago, IL
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They’re curtain bangs… I don’t think they’re terrible 😬 – at Chicago, IL
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6. Picnic at Promotory Point. Amazing view. Good vibes. Space for a little one to run around. You gotta keep them away from the rocks but if yours is like mine, letting them explore enough to whet their appetite usually makes the thing off limits a little less appealing. – at Chicago, IL
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Taking stock of the warzone that is our home after bedtime. Toothbrush thrown on the floor. Cloudy water in the tub. Rice from dinner cementing on the hardwood. This guy perched on the bathroom sink because even dinosaurs have to brush their teeth before bed. – at Chicago, IL
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Tonight our son specifically requested his “book Ca-go bebe” 😭
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Chicago, I love you. – at Chicago, IL
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