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As far as dirt and gravel roads go, this seems like a fantastic idea. I wonder what country came up with the idea? I don't know how you would incorporate it into a paved road but, for everything else I think it's very cool. I don't think there's anything like that around my neck of the woods. 🔥🔥🔥
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Justified! Mom and friend need to be arrested for murder during the commission of a felony.
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Since when does refusing a free sample mean an employee has a bad attitude?
A woman walks into Dunkin’ Donuts wanting to taste a donut before buying it. The employee explains they were made at 5 a.m. and that they don’t offer samples.
I understand wanting a fresh donut, especially if it’s been sitting there for hours. But when he refuses, she starts criticizing his attitude and offers to pay double if he can guarantee freshness.
He calmly suggests going somewhere that makes them fresh.
I actually think both have a point. She wants freshness, and he’s following store policy.
But once you’re told no, why keep arguing? The employee doesn’t make the rules, and refusing to bend them doesn’t make him rude.
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TIM ALLEN - ON TRUMP:
Whatever your feelings for Trump, these are some interesting points that Tim Allen makes. Put your hatred aside and think about these observations. 👇
Tim Allen wrote: Here are some interesting points to think about prior to 2020, especially to my friends on the fence, like moderate Democrats, Libertarians and Independents and the 'Never Trump' Republicans and those thinking of "walking away" from the Democratic party:
- Women are upset at Trump's naughty words, they also bought 80 million copies of 50 Shades of Gray.
- Not one feminist has defended Sarah Sanders. It seems women's rights only matter if those women are liberal.
- No Border Walls. No voter ID laws. Did you figure it out yet?
- Chelsea Clinton got out of college and got a job at NBC that paid $900,000 per year. Her mom flies around the country speaking out about 'white privilege'. And just like that, they went from being against foreign interference in our elections to allowing non-citizens to vote in our elections.
- President Trump's wall costs less than the Obamacare website. Let that sink in, America!
- We are one election away from open borders, socialism, gun confiscation, and full-term abortion nationally. We are fighting evil.
- They sent more troops and armament to arrest Roger Stone than they sent to defend Benghazi.
- 60 years ago, Venezuela was 4th on the world economic freedom index. Today, they are 179th and their citizens are dying of starvation. In only 10 years, Venezuela was destroyed by democratic socialism.
- Russia donated $0.00 to the Trump campaign. Russia donated $145,600,000 to the Clinton Foundation. But Trump was the one investigated!
- Nancy Pelosi invited illegal aliens to the State of the Union. President Trump Invited victims of illegal aliens to the State of the Union. Let that sink in.
- A socialist is basically a communist who doesn't have the power to take everything from their citizens at gunpoint. Yet!
- How do you walk 3000 miles across Mexico without food or support and show up at our border 100 pounds overweight and with a cellphone?
- Alexandria Ocasio Cortez wants to ban cars, ban planes, give out universal income and thinks socialism works. She calls Donald Trump crazy.
- Bill Clinton paid $850,000 to Paula Jones To get her to go away. I don't remember the FBI raiding his lawyer's office.
- I wake up every day and I am grateful that Hillary Clinton is not the president of the United States of America. The same media that told me Hillary Clinton had a 95% chance of winning, now tells me Trump's approval ratings are low.
- "The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people's money." —
Margaret Thatcher.
- Maxine Waters opposes voter ID laws; She thinks that they are racist. You need to have a photo ID to attend her town hall meetings.
- President Trump said — "They're not after me. They're after you. I'm just in their way."
Now, go back & read this again like your future depends upon it, because it does!
And all of the above is still true today!
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This Subway customer turned a broken toilet into a racial discrimination claim in under 30 seconds.
Staff: bathrooms are out of order, toilets don’t work, drain issue.
Customer: “Are you doing that because I’m black?”
Staff: “No. It’s broke.”
Customer: “I know you guys aren’t used to seeing black people, but it’s okay.”
The entire interaction is the customer repeatedly insisting the closed bathrooms are about race while the employee keeps repeating the same mechanical problem.
No evidence of racial animus is shown; the only thing consistently stated is that the restrooms are broken.
When every mundane operational issue becomes an accusation of racism, it trains people to expect bad faith. That has real costs for employees, businesses, and the people who actually face discrimination.
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🚨 Ilhan Omar is reportedly considering moving to Philadelphia, because it’s the City Of Brotherly Love
