🇬🇧 She Wouldna bake, nor She wouldna brew, For spoilin' o' her comely hue. Knickety, knackety, noo noo noo. #SNPout. BongBongSwinney©2026 MissyUK

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I’m a pure bred Scot, we still have clan, ancestor a Knight of 🤴James, 1620, maternal side M👸🏻OS lady in waiting,1552! Mum’s uncle founded Hydro Electric Board, another a famous judge. A Stirling Uni building named after us, ancestor laid first stone of Wallace Monument. You?😂
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Replying to @IndependenceSCT
Anyone citing the Czech-Slovak currency separation as a precedent for how an independent Scotland might launch its own currency really should read about what happened there. cc @KennyFarq
Czech and Slovak currency separation is often cited in debate on Scottish independence. Capital flight was controlled by suspension of cross-border payments and a very hard border (involving police, military, and private security). Not something Scotland is likely to vote for…
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Day 1 Guarantees? A phrase that will be used evermore, a phrase that is actually meaningless because no-one would define them or stick to them. Even if they did, what about days 2,3 4 etc. It’s as meaningless a phrase as ‘just transition’ is to the oil and gas industry.
🧵This is why we’ve called for Day 1 Guarantees to be agreed across the Yes movement. People want to know what happens to their mortgages, pensions and the money in their pockets. We must offer clear guarantees and protections. That’s how we turn uncertainty into confidence. 1/3
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Stop dressing up taxpayers’ money as SNP generosity. Swinney isn’t buying Scotland’s children schoolbags. The public is paying, and he’s collecting the photographs.
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I'm not gonna take sides
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Haha 😅 It’s beyond fcking irritating, isn’t it?🤦🏻‍♀️
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Pity Larry doesn’t show as much passion for their constituents. Then again the fools did vote for this one.
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Replying to @ifeeltheneed_
Probably because the Greens are to busy shouting at Jews....should get back to there basics
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And of course SNP TV give her just what she wants: exposure. No doubt she will run for SNP Westminster leader at some point or become an MSP…
SNP MP Lara Bird speaks to @ScotlandTonight after being detained by Israeli authorities while trying to enter the West Bank. Watch the full interview on STV at 10:40pm.
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In Paris back in 1979, Mick Jagger and supermodel Jerry Hall took an iconic nighttime stroll that perfectly captured the essence of the glamour of that era. The Rolling Stones frontman sported an unusual beard that broke with his most recognizable image, as he walked smiling alongside one of the most fascinating figures in the world of fashion. Immortalized through the lens of photographer Bertrand Rindoff Petroff, this iconic photograph became a timeless testament to one of the most talked-about and elegant romances in Rock History.
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So she’s English again
SNP MP Lara Bird speaks to @ScotlandTonight after being detained by Israeli authorities while trying to enter the West Bank. Watch the full interview on STV at 10:40pm.
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Finger crossing, Scottish accent faking Arbroath SNP MP Lara Bird was detained and interrogated for 8 hours by Israeli officials following her attempt to cross into the Palestinian West Bank during Israeli elections. Did the people of Arbroath really elect her to act like this?
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Vocal fry is the most annoying sound in the world😂
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Convinced that’s a man. The vocal fry makes him even more unlistenable 🫣
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This is quite possibly the best comment that’s ever been used on social media 🤣🤣🤣 fucking brilliant
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Very manly, mannerisms.
Bawheid No.2 has made an appearance 🙂
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Who said it was? How much work have you done today?
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Key word “joke”
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Actually, it shows how bad our benefits system is that this poor disabled chap has had to resort to terrorism to make ends meet.
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Im going to have to steal this from you my friend.This is GOLD.
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