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it is no nut november so i am not allowed to eat any cashews. this is so sad i think i’m going to jerk off to feel better
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This was one of the scariest and weirdest mass-attested visions ever recorded in recent history - and there's photographic evidence (of sorts)... Look it up!
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>Only French Philosopher that wasn't actively a pedophile
>Looks rad as hell
>Philosophy is 99% about how you should kill yourself
One time in middle school I bluffed that I could do a handstand and someone actually called me out on it and I was like fuck it but then I accidentally achieved perfect balance and the only reason I stopped doing the handstand was because I scared myself after like 10 seconds
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Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history.
"We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."











































