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Master Hand voice: “It’s called the multiverse, Mario.”
The 45 year old man sitting behind me holding a 2008 camcorder: “OOOOOHHH!!! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! THEY’RE ACTUALLY DOING IT!!!!”
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trans person: i’m trans
society: okay
vince guaraldi: christmas time is here
snoopy jon bernthal: lemme tell you something charlie brown
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Joker: I just poisoned the Gotham reservoir with my joker fish Batman! Hahahaha!!!
Absolute Joker:
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"Oh wow, i didn't know there were other superheroes in this world"
First thing when you put on the TV: Hiiiiii, I'm Diana and I love you all very much 🥰
Second thing when you put on the TV: BANE YOU FUCKING CUNT COME TO GOTHAM STADIUM TONIGHT IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS BITCH
Absolute Superman faces Absolute Hawkman in Issue #16
"Superman finds himself at the forefront of a bold new age of heroes in the Absolute Universe, but he quickly learns that he wasn’t the world’s first super-powered protector. Enter Hawkman, who has a few tips for the new kid, whether he wants to hear them or not!"
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.@realDonaldTrump: “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” politi.co/1LvAHwJ
