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one thing about me is if you dare to speak badly about the lady who sued McDonalds because her coffee was too hot, I will rant at you so aggressively for so long that it will become family lore. your children’s children will know all of the facts of the case.
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There’s debate on tiktok rn about who would win in a fight, 100 Americans vs 100 brits and the funniest comment I’ve seen about it is this guy said “don’t forget how when Americans visit Europe to attend the Olympics the local gov has to beg them to stop beating up pickpockets”
washing down my SSRI with a mimosa this morning is the closest I’ve been to the american dream all year.
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The Telegraph is an incredible newspaper and the UK is a remarkable country
today is my birthday, and the only thing for my birthday I want you all to apologize to @MonicaLewinsky
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My additional apologies for not proofreading this tweet - you deserve better, @MonicaLewinsky
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It’s weird seeing baggy cargo pants everywhere because they’re not being used for their primary purpose: concealing a Discman containing the album Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park.
